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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:47 pm
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I'm reading this site
I'm glad that there's idiots all over the world, but America still comes out on top.
Quote: (At our restaurant, an American tourist tries to pay for his meal in American currency.) Me: “Sorry, sir. We can only accept Australian Dollars here.” Customer: “What? What are you talking about? Isn’t this like, our colony?” Me: “I assure you, sir, Australia has never been an American colony. We were, however, once controlled by the British.” Customer: “But… wasn’t it you we beat in World War 2?!”
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:39 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:45 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:01 am
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******** the anime. -Stops my rant before it starts. Cough.- I mean, the comics are more than 100% better, and more accurate. Or something. ANYWAY.
I love it when countries fail, but America makes me sad. And sad to be American. >.>;; But every country has things that I'm sure make them sad to be their own nationality. XD
Edit: Oh good lord me and my girlfriend could add some to that from working at Walmart, and at a cab company.
Also sadly, this I can see.
Hotel | London, UK
Guest: “How do you get to a cash machine??”
Me: “You exit the hotel, turn left, and then–”
Guest: “Turn left?”
Me: “Yes, left.”
Guest: “Left?”
Me: “Yes, left.” *pointing with my hand*
Guest: *confused* “Left…right…”
Me: “Left in England is the same as left in America.”
Guest: “Oh, okay! I get it!”
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:34 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:57 am
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I agree!
...I should also tell you that earlier I was scrolling through the Halloween thread on here and I saw your avatar and it actually startled me. D': I blame rping Lithuania for so long but I was like "Shitkolface!"
Anyway. -Eh-hem- This directly makes me think of US and Canada. XD
Boat Rental | Jasper, Alberta, Canada
Customer: “Hello, sir, I am wondering if you can help me?”
Me: “Sure, what can I do for you?”
Customer: “I’m looking to rent a boat.”
Me: “Sure, what kind would you like?”
Customer: “A boat.”
Me: “Yes, sir, but what kind of boat?”
Customer: *confused* “A boat…”
Me: “Yes, sir, a boat, but what kind of boat? We have three different kinds.”
Customer: “A boat boat!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I don’t know what you mean.”
Customer: “Stupid Canadians! Don’t know what a f***ing boat is!”
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry. I just don’t understand your question, but I will go down to the docks with you and help you choose your boat.”
Customer: “Fine!”
(We walk down to the dock and approach a row boat.)
Customer: “That’s the one right there. A boat. You see?”
Me: “Oh, you meant a row boat, sir.”
Customer: “No, that is a boat boat!”
Me: “In Canada, it’s called a row boat.”
Customer: “Jesus, why can’t you Canadians speak regular English like everyone else?!”
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:02 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:19 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:22 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:25 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:29 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:31 am
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