confess!

[coco_mademoiselle000]

um... good for you?

i'm secretly an assasin.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

How expensive are you to hire?


My armor is bullet proof and bomb proof.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

*i'm running at about $500 dollars per kill.

oh really now? there goes my plans.

i'm scared that i'm starting to like justin beiber. please help me!!!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Don't listen to Bieber anymore.

I accidentally let the dog sleep in my room.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

As long as it's housebroken, I'm sure things will be fine.


Check out my big gun.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

no.

I didn't start my newsletter that's due tomorrow until yesterday.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Tell them you were abducted by an army of killer tomatoes that were going to kill you.

I saw Toy Story 3.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

I think everyone did....

I have bacon

.... and that was the cerebral perception.

 

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You better give me some or the consequences will be dire.

I saw the Super Mario Brothers movie.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

That exists?! :O

I'm horny.... >////<

.... and that was the cerebral perception.

 

[coco_mademoiselle000]

alrighty then. you do that... appropriately.

the next book in my favorite series doesn't come out until NEXT OCTOBER!!!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

Oh dear god, how will you survive?! gonk

I killed your parents. ninja

.... and that was the cerebral perception.

 

[coco_mademoiselle000]

(yes! i know!)

you DID?! but... my mom is in the living room... alive...

i dont liek tofu.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Tofu isn't too fond of you either. You should have seen what it said about you on Facebook.


Is it weird that I find Adam Lambert somewhat attractive?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

YES. VERY MUCH SO.

i don't eat red meat.