Tell a lie about the person above you.

[Stargazer Lily]

^Accidentally ate her pillow in her sleep.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

No deed is too bad or dirty for Lily. She's 100% bad girl.  

[Nei1]

^ is the fourth Samurai Pizza Cat.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

^Is the resurrection of Hitler.  

[Nei1]

^ pays with fake checks.  

[One Winged Namine]

Is the fourth gunman on the grassy knoll.

 

[Nei1]

Damn, how do you people keep finding out?

^ killed George Washington.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

^Is also the resurrection of John Wilkes Booth and Benedict Arnold. Nei1 has lived a long life full of Doctor Who-ish revivals.  

[Nei1]

^ like to dance naked in the streets.

As for me, I'm going now and won't be back for a least two days.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

^Hates backhanded compliments.  

[Nei1]

^ didn't get anything for Christmas, not even coal.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

^Is going commando.  

[Nei1]

Kanjite Knight

^Is going commando.

Again? Do you have a pantie fetish?

^ has gone blind for looking at my panties.  

[lady ayami chan]

^ is a terrible judge of character.  

[Nei1]

^ is the worst possible friend anybody could have.