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 Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:06 pm
While attending a very interesting seminar on the subject of the non existance of gnomes a mysterious letter appears next to you. Your name is on the front and u figure that it cannot hurt to open it. When you do it explodes blowing ur hands to bits. You bleed out before you get to the hospital.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:03 am
She is the first Minutewoman during the American Revolution. She is the one who caused the "Shot Heard Round the World." Dies protecting and liberating her country.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:45 pm
Members of the WWF *World Wildlife Federation* kick you to death and take the Panda to a conservation area in China.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:19 pm
Lol just for the record, I'm a panda fan; killing them is not in my nature. Thats why my panda is sitting on my head, away from the death at my avi's feet.
Member of a pirate crew during the turn of the century, eventually had to walk the plank, into shark infested waters.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:37 pm
Lucian Takeda Lol just for the record, I'm a panda fan; killing them is not in my nature. Thats why my panda is sitting on my head, away from the death at my avi's feet. Member of a pirate crew during the turn of the century, eventually had to walk the plank, into shark infested waters. Yay Pandas! 4laugh Choke to death on poison myasma. *Just because it seems to fit with the skulls and everything*
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:28 am
a giant squid falls in love with you and takes you underwater where you drown due to lack of oxygen
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:45 pm
Those owls on your head (and I'm guessing they are, I don't know) are part of the Owls of Ga'hoole. They are wise to your evil and they decide you are deemed unfit to live.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:51 pm
Ur earphones short cercit, frying ur brain.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:04 pm
Your hat grows a mouth and eats you.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:14 pm
DIes of bunch of spider bites.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:59 pm
Lucian Takeda Those owls on your head (and I'm guessing they are, I don't know) are part of the Owls of Ga'hoole. They are wise to your evil and they decide you are deemed unfit to live. (yes they are, ^_^) the panda on your head hears your evil deeds and deems you unfit to be it's friend and stabs you in the head with a piece of bamboo... then has a party with the gold you left him in your will ^_^
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:02 pm
I destroy your thread of life trying to alter my own.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:06 pm
by altering my life, your life becomes unbelievably short causing you to die 5 seconds after reading this post
(lol, may you live a long life)
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:08 pm
I get really pissed off cause you stole my cookie and kill you with my pointy high heels
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