Why Did You marry the person above you?

[fonzie95]

because we both wanted to run an ice cream shop  

[Deathfrost]

Because she let me eat all the ice cream I wanted & didn't fire me for eating the profits... mrgreen  

[Hachimitsu bea]

he has a warm spot in his heart

 

[JTN]

She knew where to buy all the good chocolates. 3nodding  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He had a cat and I loved it's flavor

 

[xukshia]

I never married her.
That's because she's too cool for girls Lol.
Plus, I'm straight.

 

[cjr57thedarkking]

why did i maryy her becase i love alot of things and life is death and death is life that now we all roll ninja some time eek  

[Deathfrost]

Because he confused me, leaving me effectively brain dead for 2 hours while we drove to the chapel... But it was nullified immediately after the wedding since we both remembered that we don't swing that way...  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He had a spunky attitude.

 

[Kozar Rockamora]

She could always lift my spirits...  

[Niko Narshe]

He had a Metroid floating around him and....i wanted it heart  

[Deathfrost]

They had a gun & seeing as how I didn't wanna be shot, I married them...  

[Seiji-ojisan]

I dunno, man. He just freaked me out so much, I said yes to whatever!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He had chocolate and I'm coo coo for coco mrgreen  

[Deathfrost]

Because she clearly had more money than me so I figured wtf let's do it, when she asked me to marry her!!!...