Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[diamond princess ashley]

i walk away then i come back with a little old lady
"meet my new purse she has hard candy already in her"
i zip her and alot of peppermints fall out
"free candy"  

[tsubakino]

eats the old lady*  

[diamond princess ashley]

i eat tsubakino for eating my old bag and i burp  

[tsubakino]

wow there are a lot of things in here"  

[diamond princess ashley]

"i know i keep them in ther for safty"  

[tsubakino]

oh so there is where my sword went... you must have been hungry."  

[diamond princess ashley]

"no i dont eat i put stuff i like in their oh shiney thing"
i swallow a piece of tin
"my shiney dont touch"  

[tsubakino]

okay" *pokes her heart*  

[diamond princess ashley]

"i have never had one im the queen of the dead"  

[diamond princess ashley]

"get in my belly"
shallows a bolder to hit tsubakino
"you shall desolve in my belly muhahahaha"  

[tsubakino]

it's getting hot in here"  

[diamond princess ashley]

"its a mixture of my stomic acid and the boiling water im drinking"  

[tsubakino]

eats her stomach*