The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted, but he never realizes that he isn't and continues to stay away from cats to avoid irritating the allergies that he no longer has.

I wish I could find the motivation to finish these sketches that are long overdue.  

[bandaidd]

Granted. You are motivated and spend the next 72 hours perfecting the sketches with no breaks.

*doesn't hide HavenneShadow's coupon here*

I wish HS has a gloriously long hunt for her coupon.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted, but then she gives up looking and forgets that she won something. gonk

*sips his steamer*

I wish Chatty Kathy's had an espresso machine like MW.  

[bandaidd]

Granted. It only works for other people though, so you have to ask for a drink.

I wish someone would help me find a position opening for a sociology prof.  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…But the salary and benefits both stink.

I wish this stupid cough wasn't keeping me up at night and I could get a decent nights sleep.  

[bandaidd]

Granted. You sleep like a rock until you die of old age, while I sneak into MW and turn it into a hippie love hangout.

I wish for ENERGY, nice and clean and no caffeine!  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted, but it's at a time when you need to sleep, so you end up tired when you need to be awake. {this has actually happened to me on multiple occasions stare }

I wish I had an actual steamer right now.  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…But it is a flavor that you absolutely despise.

I wish I would stop coughing.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted. Instead, you just build up a severe irritation in your throat that cannot be relieved by anything.

I wish I hadn't eaten too much.  

[Maune]

Granted. Your stomach becomes empty then you start to eat yourself until there is nothing left of you.

I wish that I had a car to grab some booty  

[TequilaRose]

Granted but the you loose control of the car while driving it... smash into a tree breaking all of you limbs beyond repair rendering them useless for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to do any tests for the rest of my life.  

[KommandoKat]

Granted ..You continue the rest of your Life and career withought ever taking another test but so Does the Rest of the world and with this When True Knowledge is Needed Nobody can help cause they really didnt Know what they thought They New .. Because No one had really tested themselves ??!!??

I wish I could afford a Plummer ..  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted a mysterious pile of money shows up on your doorstep allowing you plenty for a plumber. Unfortunately the next day after the plumber leaves with your money to the bank it's discovered to be counterfeit and then there are some police men mysteriously at your door. ( I hope you find one sad )

I wish I had a bigger budget for my Halloween party  

[Geeky User Name]

granted. but the bonus check that you cashed was a fluke, and the bookkeeper wants it back.

i wish i had a better game system.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted, but you have no games for it.

I wish my fingernails didn't need to be clipped so often stare