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 Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:13 pm
as i die, i fall down, and bump into you and cause you to fall down and get clonked in the head with a candlestick dieing instantly
(chris 4u 25-with the candlestick- in the study, lol)
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:13 pm
You have a heart attack at the sight of your own blood.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:14 pm
The Somber Silence You have a heart attack at the sight of your own blood. (hey i just wrote something!!!) has a heart attack at the sight of the last heart attack
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:24 pm
That golden moon falls from the sky and crushes you, courtesy of Hermes himself ^_^
(This panda loves me smile )
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:30 pm
as the gold moon falls on me, it also falls on you (you were there at the same time, Yay for irony!!!), panda was left to find someone else to sit on
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:31 pm
Death came and touched you, he wanted his scythe back
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:37 pm
Trips and falls on his swords.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:49 pm
Muttley decided he had had enough of being pushed around and yelled at by you, so he sabotaged your plane.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:33 pm
Captured by undead members of the Spanish Inquisistion who place you in the deadly embrace of an Iron Maiden.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:57 am
Two months from now the Knight of Dragonlance will walk into the theater and watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part one, after walking out of what will come to pass as the worst movie ever in the history of Cinema she decides to build a time machine and go back back back to the beginning and prevent J.K. Rowlings from ever writing Harry Potter, for the Knight of Dragon Lance knows that just killing the director of the Deathly Hallows will not prevent the movie from being made, for there will always be another to step up and take that place. The only way to ensure that the horrible movie that shall ruin a beloved franchise never does, is to erase Harry Potter from existance all together.
Watching various other movies to determine how to travel back in time she planned to hijack a space craft, have it exceed warp factor 9.9 and sling shout around the Sun to send her back to the point of Harry Potters conception. But decided it would be more fun dumping Plutonium into the gas take of a 1985 DeLorean like they did in that one Steven Spielberg movie. Acquiring plutonium cheaply on Ebay she proceeds to put it into the Delorean she borrowed from her third cousin Martina and attempted to exceed 88 miles per hour! But before starting the car a dimensional portal appears in front of her where future Knight of Dragonlance stepped out, who has come back in time from they year 2072 A.E.2.F.V.7. (Alternate Earth 2 Future Version 7, how the time table changed to that from C.E. will be told in another story.) To warn her younger self not to travel back in time and prevent Harry Potter from ever existing, for Deathly Hallows part 2 which will be released in summer 2011 will be the Yin to Part ones Yang and be the greatest movie ever made, a movie so wonderfully orchestrated and cinematically mastered that it will establish world peace, cure Aids and Finally bring an end to the Oprah Winfrey show. But the young Knight of Dragonlance refuses to believe her older self and challenges her to mortal kombat!
The two warriors battled valiantly, the young beautiful Pirate Knight of Dragonlance of 2010 against her Cyborg cloned half alien biogenically created future self. In the battle the world suffered many casualties, Mostly the city of Oakland... No one really seemed to have noticed though. When the battle drew to its end the young 2010 Knight of Dragonlance stood over her defeated future self about ready to deal the final blow... A time traveling phone booth appeared out of thin air and crashed down on both young and old Knight of Dragonlance squishing them both. Out from the Phone booth was the Knight of Dragonlance of one week later, coming back to tell her younger self to skip the Back to the future time traveling method for Spielberg and Universal Studio's will sue over copyright, where the film makers of MGM would gladly offer up their time traveling phone booth from some random George Carlin movie they happened to have made in 1989 so she can get the job done. Realizing that she accidentally squished her present day self she feared it would create a time paradox that would unravel the very fabric of time itself!! But all that happened that changed history was that the Chicago Cubs managed to win the World series. Accepting that as a fair counter balance of the evils of Harry Potter future Knight of Dragonlance of one week from now decided to continue living in the past in place of present day Knight of Dragonlance, who she accidentally squished.
*Note* This is a story which is a result of one man who watched his San Francisco 49ers drop to 0-4 and tried to drink beer to handle the pain of another loss, but realized he was out of beer and there was only 2 month old Ketchup in the fridge, so he chugged that instead. So the moral of this story is... never chug 2 month old Ketchup! or Be a band wagon jumper and always cheer for the team that wins, cause Americans love a winner!
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:38 am
choked to death for making us read this WAY too long post
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:46 pm
chris4u 25 choked to death for making us read this WAY too long post
Good night everybody!
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:07 pm
Locks and Bagels chris4u 25 choked to death for making us read this WAY too long post
Good night everybody!(... not really, i stopped reading after the 1st sentence and just decided to off you) "... alas, the poison in his cup was the thing that done Locks and Bagels in( plus the stab wound xp )", Chris 4u 25 says as he looks down upon the very person that killed his twin brother, Chris4u 24, thinking it was chris4u 25 himself "...oh well time to sing karaoke! xd "
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:09 pm
@ Locks: WOW long but awsome xd 3nodding
@ Chris4u 25: ur animals become possesed and eat you.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:20 pm
 Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said.
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