Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Taffylover]

Because it doesn't want to be pink!!

How do people sing?  

[Heartbroken-3]

by being mentally raped by a monkey.

Y do people think henti means anime porn when it stands for pervert?  

[DvnT]

for the same reason they think pervert means nasty person (its doesnt actually, it means wrong! like you got the answer wrong.)

why am i in love with the main characters boyfriend in my book im writing? (check out my journal chaps 1-3, its cool.) his name is jakob. but call him jake.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Because literary characters are hot. 3nodding


Why does the guy outside my bathroom window look just like me?  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Because hes a stalker who looks like you...o_O

Hows do they gets the cream in a cream puff?  

[pkmanjohn]

the same way you get a hole in a donut

how do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?  

[GoldenFraggle]

Just the way you wrote it !

Why does Paula Abdul act drunk on American Idol ?  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Because of magic sushi.

Why does my CoCo have a flameproofed fanny?  

[Alexandrialistic]

it was asassinated by a chicken

why duz fuzzy wuzzy hav no hair?  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Because he got laser hair removal.


Why does Peter Pan never grow up?  

[xoxSprinklesxox]

Because a dog sat on him

What's the difference between a cat and a mouse?  

[Parisian Loafer]

Negative 62.

Why do some people wear those really skimpy bathing suits at the pool?

 

[pkmanjohn]

because when they washed them at home they shrank

why does the man in the moon smile?  

[Icy Blossoms]

Usagi Tsukino is not a goddess, she's a superstar!

Is Jigglypuff more dangerous than Mewtwo?  

[DvnT]

only if jigglypuff is purple and says "mewwy"

why do we need to do taxes?