Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Master Azrael Reaper]

Master Courtney000

to win every cyber-battle you get your badass into.

(actually, i Have won every cyber battle ive ever been in, except one, and it ended in a tie.)

Anyway, as to the power for who above me, i give thee.... gravy vision!!!  

[Garynook]

The power of transmogrifying sticks and twigs into fabulous weapons for 3 seconds.  

[Jade Ruby]

You have the power to turn everything monochromatic  

[Afi_Kino]

You have the power to open ANY jar of pickles. WITHOUT running hot water, or getting the jaws of life.  

[Jade Ruby]

You have the power to turn villians good, turn the good neutral, and made otherwise neutral people evil mastermings, if you so choose  

[Garynook]

You have the power to burp with the speed of sound!  

[Deppfan]

I give you the power to win any video game you want  

[Garynook]

Like I didn't had that already rolleyes

I give you the inability to get sore! wink  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

i give you super speed buttonmashing skills, but only on clayfighter....  

[Garynook]

I give you the power to control yourself! xd  

[Deppfan]

I give you the power to control me!  

[Xx_iLoveChocolatez_xX]

I give you the power to control other people's TV remote! (WITHOUT TOUCHING IT!) blaugh  

[Garynook]

I give you the power to dance like Napoleon Dynamite!  

[Jade Ruby]

I give you the power to vaporize inorganic material  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

i give you the power to kill with a watergun