The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Geeky User Name]

granted. but now they don't grow at all, and they're too short.

i wish i had games for my new game system.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted, but they're all in languages that you do not understand.

I wish my spouse didn't laugh when I try to be intimidating gonk  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…she doesn't laugh…but I'm rolling on the floor, pounding my fist on the table laughing my brains out! LMAO rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


I wish it would snow.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

{ emo }
Granted, but it's the kind that half melts right away, turning into a messy slush, and then freezes overnight making the roads and everything covered in it solid ice.

I wish Psyzapp wouldn't laugh when I try to be intimidating gonk  

[lady ayami chan]

granted - she no longer laughs she finds it inspiring and begins to paint wondrous masterpieces that make fun of your attempts.

i wish that i didn't need to move my plants inside...  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. Your plants evolve in to triffid like creatures with metabolisms and survive the winter very well.
Not like the poor neighborhood cats though unfortunately. Or your bank balance as all your neighbors lawyers sue you.


I wish Lil brat issued a guild announcement for my ghost hunt thread.
(on the front page of the main forums)

 

[bandaidd]

I would grant that if I could and not even corrupt it.

Me, too.  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. Every one plays are game and the ghosties are found!! YAY!!
Unfortunately I get hacked before I can pay out and the mods fail to recover my account. No one believes I was hacked and I get cyber lynched!!

I wish I was a major share holder in in gaiaonline  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted, but this also means that you take a lot of flak for all the things about Gaia that people don't like, even though you are not directly involved with the decisions {though as a major share holder, you do have a say.. thus making the complaints somewhat justified}.

I wish my sleep pattern didn't get messed up so easily and often.  

[lady leko-chan]

granted - you now suffer eternal slumber and are in a coma

i wish that i didn't need to go to the store to get ingredients that I need.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted. You can get everything you could possibly want or need in the comfort of your own home, but it costs 10 times as much.

I wish internet explorer wasn't being so slow stare  

[lady leko-chan]

can't grant that... why don't you use Firefox? rolleyes

I wish that I wasn't so tired when I come home from work.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

{I'm using both}Granted. You have so much energy you stay up throughout the night and into the morning, not getting any sleep.

I wish my calf muscles would stop having spasms.  

[lady leko-chan]

granted - you need to get both of yoru legs amputated... no more legs no more muscles- voila!

i wish that i was moderately relaxed and easy going.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Granted, now people walk all over you.

I wish someone was a bad enough dude to rescue the President.