Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Deathfrost]

I married her because she didn't get mad at me for not giving her the world's biggest diamond even though she knew I had it... mrgreen  

[Seiji-ojisan]

'Cause he was gonna chop off my head if I didn't. o_o;;  

[Deathfrost]

Marriage?!?... Who said anything about marriage?!?
(DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!)
*shoots you in the face for reading this since I asked you nicely not to read it, & you read it anyway...* mrgreen  

[Pure 3picness]

...@#!*$%#!  

[brass_monkey360]

he has balls and i have an axe detailer.  

[engineer-of-doom]

I always wanted a zebra  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

Cus I like exotic fish people  

[Hachimitsu bea]

cutest eyes evar!  

[Deathfrost]

Unsure... Ask later... mrgreen  

[fonzie95]

I had to  

[Deathfrost]

She promised me millions of dollars... So it was out of my hands at that point... mrgreen  

[Hachimitsu bea]

We had a spark...  

[Deathfrost]

She 'somehow' got the idea that I was Switzerland (from Hetalia) because of something her sister said, so she then forced me to marry her... mrgreen  

[Hachimitsu bea]

True.  

[Deathfrost]

I married her because she's the best ever!!! End of story... mrgreen