Vending machine

[KBiT]

You get a choice of either the North Star Kitten or the Snow Apple Puppy  

[333sama333]

You gets a new computer! ....Even though you didn't insert a coin....

*Inserts coin*  

[fire axel 08]

gets a knife...

inserts coin  

[333sama333]

Wha? .....Hn. Ok. ^^

You get a lamp!

*Inserts coin*  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

World's Best Husband Trophy (no idea why)
*inserts coin*  

[ItsStillSuppie]

Oh, strawberry avalanche...

You get a bunny.

~puts lucky rabbit foot into the slot~ ninja

...Please crash over me.

 

[jhanez]

you get a zombie bunny

*inserts coin*  

[ItsStillSuppie]

You get a different coin.

~quickly inserts the zombie bunny~  

[SephieSummerdream]

You get a demented worm.

*inserts a raisin*  

[applesauce600]

You get the repair bill for a jammed coin slot.

*Inserts draino.*  

[Jade Ruby]

You get splattered with orange goo

*inserts coin*  

[DruidTigeress]

You get a wild Pidgey- that eats your face

*inserts coin*  

[Hareonca]

You get the Pokemon theme song for your cellphone.

*inserts coin*  

[girl dinner]

Con-congrat-gratulations! You get a stone donkey!

*shoves coin into machine and shakes it*

 

[Jade Ruby]

You get a cookie!
*inserts coin*