Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Garynook]

Fortunately it was so vile he puked it back on.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Unfortunately miss engi gets sick from seeing the headless body  

[Garynook]

fortunately her puke scared all the monsters away  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Unfortunately a perverted spy came from behind and grabed Miss Engi's..... assets...  

[Garynook]

Fortunately the spy was a lie and it where mudkips.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Unfortunately Miss Engi brains anyone that touches her.... assets with her wrench  

[Garynook]

Fortunately they where prepared and had reinforcements in there Derbies.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Unfortunately Miss Engi called her older brother the Heavy and everyone gets shot  

[Garynook]

fortunately the cake was no lie!  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Unfortunately the spy took the cake Miss Engi made  

[Garynook]

Fortunately he was allergic for fish shaped garments and died.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Unfortunately the cake was ruined  

[Garynook]

Fortunately Miss Engie survived to bake a new one.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Unfortunately Miss Engie didn't have any coconut peakon frosting [I don't really like coconut]  

[Garynook]

Fortunately no one liked coconut.(guess what neither do I.)