Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[pkmanjohn]

to let us know we still have jobs

if tomorrow never comes how is today here?  

[Sei Tsubasa]

It took a cab. 3nodding


Why did Alice go through the looking-glass?  

[pkmanjohn]

because the door was locked.

how did the cow jump over the moon?  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Well, it's the reason the spoon and the dish ran away together. The spoon was going out with the fork, but the fork was a criminal! So the spoon was all, "Uh-uh! talk2hand I can't be with no delinquent!" So she breaks up with fork and starts going out with dish, who is very successful. What drove Spoon over the edge was what Fork had done the day before. Fork's brother, Knife, was arrested for stabbing someone and he got angry and decides to take his anger out on a nearby cow. He poked her in the rear so hard, she jumped all the way over the moon. (Fork was later trampled by Cow's very angry husband Mr. Bull)


Why does my neighbor never come out of his house?  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Because hes playing Super mario Brothers. =3

Why is my dad insane?  

[Heartbroken-3]

cause he is related to the manatee in ur sig.

y aren't ninjas and monkies combined?  

[Supar Ingimon]

Cause the awesomeness of Monkies meeting the nearly matching awesomness of Ninja being one would make a retarded Chuck Norris, and we don't need two...
Why did my Adidas walk through concert doors and roam all over coliseum floors, then step on stage, at Live Aid so all the people gave an applause, that paid anyways?  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

...because they were watching Epic Movie!

How are topiaries made?  

[Heartbroken-3]

by domo-kun doing this domokun

y is a platapus a mix of duck and beaver?  

[SPI -14]

Because God has a sense of humor.

Where is the cake hidden?  

[Sei Tsubasa]

The cake is a lie. crying


Why do birds keep crashing into my window?  

[SPI -14]

because birds don't look where they fly.

What would happen if Master Chief and Samus Aran met?  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Dude! They'd totally start making out! rofl Although...they could be related... eek Imagine the awkwardness...


Why do pirates say "ARRRRRHH"? pirate  

[SPI -14]

It's where they get lost reciting the alphabet.

What's the difference between an assassin and a murderer?  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Assassins have funnier names. *ba-dum-dum pssh*

Why am I up and on the comp. at 3am without insomnia?