Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Garynook]

I give you the power to paint with stones. 3nodding  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

i give you the power to involuntarilly change your haircolor  

[Thursday Noon]

I'd give you the power to cut things with sticks  

[FireKunai]

I give you the power to decombust people with your thoughts.  

[Garynook]

I'd give you the power to turn wine into water.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

i give u the power to turn tacos into burritos  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

I give you the power to turn puppies into kittens.  

[Garynook]

I give you the power to live without breathing.  

[snaily_girl]

I give you the power to let it rain pencils.  

[Garynook]

I give you the power to grow hair at unusual speeds!  

[Kuro Masuku]

I give you the power to produce man thongs with your mind!  

[Garynook]

I give you the power to turn objects into men or women depending on whether they are in the male or female form in French.

Sidenote: items that are in a generic form will be horribly disfigured and possibly violent.  

[Hareonca]

I bestow upon you the power of THE FUNK! Use it wisely.  

[Pink Marshmallow 132]

I bestow upon you the power to eat cheese! heart  

[Garynook]

You've got the power! What power? Well the power to turn fauna into pastry ofcourse!