The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[bandaidd]

granted, but the bad dude won't do it.

i wish Ryzan would reveal Tes's birth name.  

[Denboop]

Granted. The true birth name is...

bandaidd! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I wish that I had a nice pair of comfy socks.  

[bandaidd]

granted. they are made of comfy lasagna noodles and whenever you wear them, you think of turtles. sadly, once you put them on, they become a part of you, a smelly part that forces you to hop from lily pad to lily pad singing,

i wish the men would win for a change  

[Denboop]

Granted. They win and take over the place, and for months afterward, the whole place smells of lasagna socks and vomit-covered collard greens.

I wish that I could understand women.  

[bandaidd]

granted. suddenly you understand yoko ono and mother theresa. the rest of us remain as inscrutable as ever.

i wish there was a witch handy.  

[Denboop]

Granted. Too bad it's just wiccan j. eeeeewwwwww...

I wish that Cthulhu and Ganesh would have an all-out deity brawl.  

[bandaidd]

granted. looks like it is occurring in your face, lol.
even better than front row seats?


i wish i didn't have to think up a wish for this thread.  

[Denboop]

Granted. You've contracted hemorrhagic pneumonia. Now you don't have to worry about anything!

I wish that I liked beer more.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Granted. Now you're an alcoholic.

I wish I was in the castle that had the Princess.

 

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. However when you find her its another princess. This one weighs about 21st and hasn't brushed her teeth since she was incarcerated. I think she wants you to carry her down the winding stair case Tensai.

I wish I had my own apartment and didn't have to share.

emo

 

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Granted, but you find that not having someone to share your interests with is very boring.

I wish I had a real Death Note to purify the world with.  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. Unfortunately it only understands ancient Sandscrit. You'll have to spend over 5 years in full time study before you can even hope to use it.

I wish I had a floating castle like Laputa, Only in good repair.

 

[Psyzapp]

Granted…but it's a miniature replica.

I wish the world had copies of this "Naked TES with Ryzan on his lap" picture I have in my possession.

*Hangs a spare copy in this thread.*  

[Ghost of Lily]

Granted ~ The world is now full of pictures of TES & Ryzan, it's the only thing out there. Now every time you go to find a pic of something on the Internet the only response is the TES pic.

Wishes I could think of something super-twisted to wish for.  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted however it doesn't need corrupting as its so twisted and corrupt already. Subsequently no one knows how to respond and this thread dies.

I wish my room tidied itself Mary Poppins style