Vending machine

[a kettle of fish]

You get a pack of Crispums!
*Inserts Coin*  

[SephieSummerdream]

You get a ball of yarn.

*inserts silver coin*  

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

You get a brand new iPod Touch.
::inserts coin::

 

[333sama333]

You get 100 sheets of Paper Star paper!
*Inserts rusty coin*  

[applesauce600]

You get a rusty syringe with some anti-tetanus in it.

*inserts a penny that I smashed with a hammer.*  

[333sama333]

You get an uncooked ramen noodle! ^3^

*Inserts the most prettyfulled coin*  

[Heart of Madness]

Out comes a bazooka

*Inserts a soul*  

[333sama333]

You get a fake mini scythe!

*Inserts and actual NORMAL coin, Le gasp!*  

[applesauce600]

You get a kiss.

*Inserts a hug.*  

[333sama333]

Now do I? *Raises eyebrow*

You gets a locket.

*Inserts coin*  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You get an Oxford english dictionary.

Inserts a silver coin...  

[pharaohs_sister]

You get a slice of chocolate cake.

*inserts a normal coin*  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You get a normal piece of toast.

Inserts a fake silver coin...  

[applesauce600]

You get fake barf.

*Inserts effort.*  

[ItsStillSuppie]

You get sweat.

~Inserts Pride~