Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[diamond princess ashley]

"to bad because im the one with the undead army under her"
a arm apears under jin and it grabs you
"its their so dont make me use them"  

[The Fallen Angel Anarki]

"Heeeey!" Anarki said, having recovered from being blown up by a mine. "How'd they get there? I mean, I just detonated a mine."

"Oh wait, look!" Anarki yelled, pointing at the 'entrance' to the hidden underground dungeon (which was really just a huge hole) with a claw. "What's that?"

Anarki tilted his head to one direction again, contemplated whatever it was that was there. Upon his meditation however, the being there suddenly roared with great force at him. "ROAR!"

Not one to be beaten, Anarki roared back with even greater force, shaking the ground beneath them. "RAAAAAAAAAWR!"

 

[diamond princess ashley]

i land on the bottom perfectly not even getting diry
"well what are we looking at and whats with the roaring"  

[The Fallen Angel Anarki]

"Why is no one here?" Anarki muttered to himself before jumping up and down wildly flailing his arms.

"I refuse to let something as insignificant as real life ignore meee!" He cried before running towards the entrance and jumping onto the monster he 'rawr-ed' earlier.

 

[The Fallen Angel Anarki]

"Really?" Anarki replied intelligently, ceasing his frantic bouncing on the monster he had become well acquainted with in an extremely short amount of time.

"You look a bit stuck! Quick! Taylor, go help him!" Anarki said, referring to rather large beast whose head he was currently on top of.

As Taylor walked to help Anarki realized something.

"I just realized something!" He shouted with great dismay. "I don't know your name! I'm The Fallen Angel Anarki by the way. Or Anarki for short. Or A if you want it even shorter. Feel free to make up some nicknames for me if you like though. So, what's your name?"  

[The Fallen Angel Anarki]

"Hiya Jin!" Anarki nonchalantly said, doing a little jig on Taylor's head who was trying to get Jin unstuck. "And anyway, your epic failure is somewhat my fault, what with my vociferous bellowing and all."

As Anarki continued to imitate what seemed to be some grotesque form of modern dancing, he halted precipitously when he heard something.

"Look over there!" Anarki yelled with sufficient stupefaction and bewilderment, pointing towards the 'entrance' yet again with one clawed finger. "What is that!? And why am I using fancy words!?"
 

[Methodless Madness]

She jumped up from her trance-like sleep and yelled "OMIGAWD! EL PENGUINO'S GONNA EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Zanna then fell into a random hole at the edge of a coconut. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She shrieked as she clawed her way back up. "Ohh, lookie here, a new face." the girl exclaimed. "What's your name, hon?" she asked the dark figure.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

*A purple meteor shaped like a platypus falls from the sky, it cracks open and I jump out* (dont ask)  

[Methodless Madness]

"What'choo dancin' 'bout, Jin?" Zanna asked, warming up at the ballet barre that had suddenly appeared. She snapped her fingers and a record player appeared out of nowhere, playing a ballet warm-up.