Ruin My Wish game

[Erik_Deadman]

Granted, but both 'he' and your dad are dead, your turtle dies the next day

I wish death wasnt feared by so many  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but now people arnt afraid to die and start doing really stupid and dangerous things.

I wish I had all the seasons of CSI  

[brass_monkey360]

Granted but now you have nothing to watch it on....
I wish my dad was a better cook  

[boo u suck]

Granted, but your kitchen burns down so there's no where to cook.

I wish i was in college.  

[the_hamster]

granted but then you cant get out

i wish i didnt have to dogsit  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but now you have to clean the dog sh*t >.<

i wish i didn't have fish >.<  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but they die

I wish My patatoes were done  

[Pluto GK]

Granted, But then you burn your mouth so severely on the molten Tatters that you can never taste anything again.

I wish I had the ability to “Bat Cat Shark Attack” anyone from the back.
[Did I just make the reference? I think I did...]  

[Third Chaos Saint]

granted but you've become so deform you don't show yourself to anyone

I wish I wasn't guilty >.<  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but you become insane with denial


I wish i had more salt  

[Pluto GK]

Granted, but it turns out it was never salt- it was CRACK. Now you're a druggie!

I wish Cute Is What We Aim For had never broken up...... D]:  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but they never got together in the first place


I wish i had some orange flavored chocolate  

[A Bad Wolf]

granted, but it tastes horrible... >.>

I wish I were 14 again.. so that I can give it all a second shot.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but a pediphile finds you and you know the rest



I wish i had some water  

[the_hamster]

granted but its vinegar!

I wish the item i want wouldnt keep going up in price