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 Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:52 am
applesauce600 Labyrinthknight7 *Hey, if you're grabbing interdimentional candy, grab me a snickers. Applesauce, I stomp on your corpse.* *Eats you and shits you out.* Don't ******** with the grombies. You need to call me Long Live King Applesauce the Great from now on. And make the trees look more majestic. And every Friday is now fish night. And flees are banished to Ireland. Lets have more scratch posts around for people to man too. When you turn 18 you must man a scratch post for 2 weeks or you will be exiled to Lego Land. *Fleas banished to Australia, not Ireland, otherwise I'll blast you with my elemental roullette cannon. AND GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COFFEE TABLE, I JUST WAXED THAT s**t.*
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:37 am
Myan~
I AM SO CONFUSED. I miss something everytime I leave.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:39 am
Labyrinthknight7 applesauce600 Labyrinthknight7 *Hey, if you're grabbing interdimentional candy, grab me a snickers. Applesauce, I stomp on your corpse.* *Eats you and shits you out.* Don't ******** with the grombies. You need to call me Long Live King Applesauce the Great from now on. And make the trees look more majestic. And every Friday is now fish night. And flees are banished to Ireland. Lets have more scratch posts around for people to man too. When you turn 18 you must man a scratch post for 2 weeks or you will be exiled to Lego Land. *Fleas banished to Australia, not Ireland, otherwise I'll blast you with my elemental roullette cannon. AND GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COFFEE TABLE, I JUST WAXED THAT s**t.* I'll make you get your a** waxed by royal decree, and it'll hurt! mad
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:55 am
applesauce600 Labyrinthknight7 applesauce600 Labyrinthknight7 *Hey, if you're grabbing interdimentional candy, grab me a snickers. Applesauce, I stomp on your corpse.* *Eats you and shits you out.* Don't ******** with the grombies. You need to call me Long Live King Applesauce the Great from now on. And make the trees look more majestic. And every Friday is now fish night. And flees are banished to Ireland. Lets have more scratch posts around for people to man too. When you turn 18 you must man a scratch post for 2 weeks or you will be exiled to Lego Land. *Fleas banished to Australia, not Ireland, otherwise I'll blast you with my elemental roullette cannon. AND GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COFFEE TABLE, I JUST WAXED THAT s**t.* I'll make you get your a** waxed by royal decree, and it'll hurt! mad *I shall now proceed to destroy the tyrant Applesause by tying him down, taking a red hot metal bar, pressing it against his skin to blister it, and cutting the blisters open one by one. I shall then cut out the bones in his limbs, sharpen them, and pierce them into his intestines one by one.Do NOT highlight if you have just eaten lunch, but tyrants are not fun and shall be destroyed upon earliets convenience. Thank you and have a nice day.*
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:29 pm
Labyrinthknight7 applesauce600 Labyrinthknight7 applesauce600 Labyrinthknight7 *Hey, if you're grabbing interdimentional candy, grab me a snickers. Applesauce, I stomp on your corpse.* *Eats you and shits you out.* Don't ******** with the grombies. You need to call me Long Live King Applesauce the Great from now on. And make the trees look more majestic. And every Friday is now fish night. And flees are banished to Ireland. Lets have more scratch posts around for people to man too. When you turn 18 you must man a scratch post for 2 weeks or you will be exiled to Lego Land. *Fleas banished to Australia, not Ireland, otherwise I'll blast you with my elemental roullette cannon. AND GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COFFEE TABLE, I JUST WAXED THAT s**t.* I'll make you get your a** waxed by royal decree, and it'll hurt! mad *I shall now proceed to destroy the tyrant Applesause by tying him down, taking a red hot metal bar, pressing it against his skin to blister it, and cutting the blisters open one by one. I shall then cut out the bones in his limbs, sharpen them, and pierce them into his intestines one by one.Do NOT highlight if you have just eaten lunch, but tyrants are not fun and shall be destroyed upon earliets convenience. Thank you and have a nice day.* You're just mad I don't allow back seat rulers. *Smacks you with a compass.*
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:39 pm
Behave yourselves, or I shall kill you. Besides, this is my house.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:51 pm
*Sorry dude, Applesauce just pissed me off. Thankfully now I know his weakness.....WEREWOLVES, YOU LITTLE TWILIGHTING KING MANCHILD. Wait a minute -sniff, sniff- Boris, you smell like swamp and evil, go take a bath.*
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:01 pm
That's just your sense of smell not working because you are sick.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:15 pm
Alright you guys, stop fighting. I'll have to drag you all downstairs and put you through extremely painful torture procedures before gassing you all to death.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:56 pm
*files numerous applications to Hell*
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:06 pm
Boris_Badenov Behave yourselves, or I shall kill you. Besides, this is my house. Fine, I take back all my decrees. Trees will not be more majestic, Friday will not be fish night, fleas are not banished, there will be no new scratch posts, there will be no Lego Land. You're a real hater. I won't bring back the worshiping of cats either, since apparently you think my ideas are bad.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:11 pm
I was referring to you and Lab fighting, not the decrees. I like the decrees you made.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:25 pm
*banishes apple to Mars* He does not rule around here, anyway. Anyway, we all agree on banishing fleas to Mars, right?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:29 pm
I found the holy grail, to go against me is to bring a swarm of locusts onto your own crops. It is to turn your water to blood and if you're a vampire then your blood to water. It is to have the death of your first born son. To go against me is to go against the Holy Grail itself and everything both holy and graily.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:37 pm
I can kill a swarm of locusts easy, I drink both water and blood, I'm a lesbian therefore never gonna give birth, and I'm not even a Christian meaning technically I'm already against all things holy.
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