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What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
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Cat Sapphire rolled 1 4-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-4)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:07 pm
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I can't believe this Droid is beating me!


The droid takes out it's hammer and literally beats the girl's toes.

Cat Sapphire = 130
Droid = 100


Watch out Droid! Your time is coming...we'll see who beats who with a hammer!  
Cat Sapphire rolled 1 4-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-4)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:09 pm
Ha! That'll teach you Droid!
Swings hammer for a another mighty blow to the droids head~  

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:11 pm
GAH! I missed last time, but I'm ready now!
~swings again
edit:
droid hit: 100-30=70

Cat 130  
The Batcat rolled 1 8-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-8)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:53 pm
cat_twisted *ends the dance with a well-timed two-step across the droid's face*

The Batcat = 85
Droid = Dance Card Revoked!

Welp, on to the next one...  

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The Batcat rolled 1 12-sided dice: 10 Total: 10 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:58 pm
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP

Oh boy, this guy looks tough!  
The Batcat rolled 1 12-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-12)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:00 pm
*runs the droid over with the catmobile, but misses another hit when backing up*

cat_stressed Aw man, I gotta step up my game with this one.

The Batcat = 250

Droid = 170  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-4)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:36 pm
Totally Inappropriate
(Totally Inappropriate = 190
Droid = 190)

:slashes at its left arm, then a back slash to its right arm:


The droid releases a squirt of oil under the girl's feet, trying to slip her up.

Totally Inappropriate = 160
Droid = 130  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-4)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:39 pm
Totally Inappropriate
:knocks the droid on its' side and rolls it across the room:


The droid uses it's blowtorch to set the oil on fire while the girl is on top of it.

Totally Inappropriate = 130
Droid = 130  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-4)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:44 pm
Totally Inappropriate
:blinds the droid:

(droid at 130)




Totally Inappropriate = 130
Droid = 130  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-12)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:47 pm
Queen-tintin
ok so were tied, let's keep this going! I attack! twisted


The droid shows the girl the meaning of tied when it wraps her up in barbed wire.

Queen-tintin = 170
Droid = 90  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:48 pm
Queen-tintin
ok so were tied, let's keep this going! I attack! twisted


The droid took too long with it's slip-knot, and the girl slipped away. It tries it again with a square knot.

Queen-tintin = 170
Droid = 90  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-12)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:50 pm
Queen-tintin
ok so it went through twice the post , got a hit the first try! so the score is

Queentintin= 170
Droid= 90

one last attack, goes for it's neck! head!

no hit! stressed


The droid needed to go back to it's droid-scout training manual and figure out what it was doing wrong. In the meantime, it swung the barbed wire in the air like a lasso and cracked it like a whip at the girl's body.

Queen-tintin = 170
Droid = 90  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:53 pm
Felinophile
shields self


The droid spins about aimlessly since the woman chopped it's head off, but it still has enough radar capabilities to zero in on her mass. It extends both blades and begins spinning toward the mass again.

Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-8)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:54 pm
Felinophile
stupid droid............pounds his head


The droid's head is sending a distress signal to the droid's main processing unit remotely. The droid activates the self-destruct on the head as the woman is pounding on it.

Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:56 pm
Felinophile
evens the score with knuckles to the throat

felin 85
droid 30


The droid zeroes in on the signal from it's head and sets it's main self-destruct sequence as it approaches.

Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30  
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