Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have the power to make toilets explode.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You have the power to make every guy around you gay. hawhaw ninja  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have the power of turning cute things evil.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You have the power of creating fear in children about doctors... ninja  

[applesauce600]

You have the ability to grow plants three times faster than they would normally grow.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have the ability to start your own cult where people believe you're the reincarnation of the Easter Bunny and that every second Tuesday of the month is Holy Rubber Chicken Day.  

[Garynook]

I give you the power of going invisible when no one is looking!  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You have the power of hypnotizing horses and making them bow to your will! ninja  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have the ability to make monkeys fly out your butt.  

[333sama333]

The power to burp 4 times in one second. ^^  

[applesauce600]

The ability to turn a fan into a snake!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have the ability to turn your own face into a black hole.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

You have the ability to summon llamas at will. the llamas piss rainbows.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have the ability to shoot fireballs out your nose when you sneeze.  

[333sama333]

The power to mimic any song perfectly, after only hearing it once. But you have to rock out to the song though.