The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[lady leko-chan]

granted now I just leave my broken dreams around everywhere and you need to deal with my constant sobbing and heartbreak as I follow you around with my tormented soul like some demon ghost

I wish that I would get a raise!
I do everyone's work! evil  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but it has worms

I wish that my car gets fixed within the 4 days I'm away at SakuraCon  

[katana68]

Granted, but it gets stolen from the parking lot awaiting your return.

I wish a certain someone would call me and tell me happy birthday.

((Sakura Con???? crying I wanna go!!!!!!!!! sad ))  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but then you get a bucket of pigs blood splashed over you.

I wish my room mate and I didn't have to get our best friend banned from said CON this year....

((yea I know I can't wait despite everything dramallama that's happened in the last few days...and I WILL be getting pics))  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. And sure enough, with in no time, your worst fears materialize before your eyes! Nightmares everywhere, massive embarrassment and all you faces in the local paper!!

I wish we had anime expo's in my country more often.

sad

 

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but its full of Man Fae cosplayers.

I wish it would warm up more along with the sun outside.  

[bandaidd]

Granted. Today, when the sun comes out it warms up by 1 degree C per minute. You are boiled before lunchtime.

I wish the next person to post would get a million gold.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but then the tax gremlins take it from me.

I wish I had more honeyed walnut shrimp from Panda Express. crying  

[BlackR.16]

Granted but then you suffer from the largest E.coli breakout ever and now you are are stuck in a coma.

I wish i could come home from Iraq  

[lady ayami chan]

granted - you "can" go home but you may not at this time. muahahaha twisted

I wished my mini trip was this weekend and not in 6 weeks.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but then time speeds up and you have the trip in 5 minutes

I wisht the new system didn't suck at my work T-T  

[Exor Omega]

Granted, but to your dismay, the entire Interwebz haz becum klogd bai kitenz millunz ov dem, end nofin kin ghet froo teh toobz!

I wish there was a cure for my corruption.  

[Lil Brat]

Granted: You take the cure and are no longer corrupted ~ but you're so squeaky clean you can't play with the rest of us geezers anymore.

Wishes everyone was as warped and twisted as me. twisted  

[Exor Omega]

Granted: The world is smote by the creator for falling into such a state of ravenous depravity and twisted delight (But at least we enjoyed it, eh?)

I wish I could take Brat out for an evening mrgreen

(I'm interested in the catch...)  

[Lil Brat]

Granted: Brat and Exor go find something to do for the evening but her two brats at home call every five minutes to referee their fighting and her college kid texts her to rant about the latest bizarre mutterings of her schitzophrenic roommate

Wishes it was summer already