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[katana68]

She arched an eyebrow at her friend as she poured her drink. confused

"Oh? And just what is so important?"

She picked up her glass and took a drink of her Cosmo as she made her way around to a seat near Psy.  

[Psyzapp]

I need to know…on a scale of 1 to 10…1 being the smallest and 10 of course being ginormous. Just how "hung" is Hauk? Are we talking shockingly small or are we talking one eyed Lochness?  

[katana68]

She choked on her drink when she heard Psy's question and starting coughing.

"What? gonk Why in the HELL do you want to know that?"

She coughed some more and gave Psy an incredulous look, wondering what the ******** was going on. confused  

[Psyzapp]

Oh for crying out loud, Katana. rolleyes We're just having a little "girl talk" here. *She even rolls a small ball of Muchi Ice Cream over on her plate so its closer to Katana* So…… Earthworm or Lochness? emotion_eyebrow  

[Bao Sanniang]

*Kyouka enters the bar with a device playing a song, without using headphones. Her facial expression is one of confusion.*

"...what do the words mean anyway?"

*She proceeds to go to the bar area and pick out a Sapporo can*  

[katana68]

Now she was in dire need of a clove...she pulled one out and lit it and looked back at Psy.

"Earthworm? Lochness? stressed Hauk is certainly not an earthworm...but...wait a minute...why are you so curious about Hauk all of a sudden? "  

[Bao Sanniang]

*The song is apparently on loop, and starts over as Kyouka joins in on her way to a table*

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together..."  

[Psyzapp]

Oh oh… hesitation. eek Not a good sign. This information is PARAMOUNT to a business venture I am about to embark on. emotion_eyebrow Its CRITICAL and VITAL to the successful outcome of my endeavor. So spill it, Sister! emotion_eyebrow

*She grins at the very pale ……… um ……… being who is near them.*  

[katana68]

She stared at Psy.

"Look...I don't know what cockamamie business venture you're looking into, but it must be one hell of a scam if you need to know the...the..."

She flipped her hand at Psy. "If you need to know the size of Hauk's...junk! stressed "

She took a long drag off the clove and exhaled.

"The ********, woman? Have you gone bonkers since we got back from Italy?"  

[Bao Sanniang]

*Kyouka takes notice of Psy and approaches her*

"Oh, hello. Would anybody be able to explain the strange words to this song?"

"I cannot figure out what a crabalocker fishwife is, what pornographic means, and what knickers are since it's apparently naughty for a girl to let them down."  

[Psyzapp]

"Cockamamie" indeed! I couldn't have put it better myself. *She waggles her finger at Katana.* You know…you have this innate sense. Instinct. No doubt it has served you well. But this is NO SCAM I can assure you and I don't have much time to "d**k" around here. *She starts to giggle at the cleverness of her pun. lol

she then listens to the pale creature and quicks an eyebrow.* Um…… you try Google?  

[Bao Sanniang]

*confused because she was a stray spirit bonded to a powerful person's body*

"What is Google? It did not exist during my original life."  

[katana68]

She shook her head at Psy and took a sip of her drink.

"Okay, if it's -not- a scam....why don't you tell me exactly what it is then? rolleyes "

She still didn't believe that it wasn't a scam, but she'd at least hear Psy out first...before attempting to be her voice of reason once again.  

[Psyzapp]

*Just cannot believe there is someone out there who hasn't heard of "Google." She shakes her head.* Supernatural's. stare

*Eats a bit more of Muchi Ice Cream* You ever heard of "The Order?" *Hushes her voice a bit and looks around carefully.* ninja You see I have to arrange things with Ayami, but I'm trying to line up a few impressive dicks to be shoe in. emotion_dealwithit You know…fast track it. emotion_yatta Put it all on "express" so I can start with the special gifts and all that jazz ASAP. So if you could just write me up a summary and perhaps include some measurements…dimensions and whatnot…that should cover it and then I'll continue to work on Hauk. *Finishes up her Muchi Ice Cream.* Anywho…We can chat later about this for sure. Have a good night! *She takes her coat, gets out her iphone and texts Mr. Giovanni that she's ready to go home.*  

[katana68]

Dumbfounded, she just sat there as Psy went on about some company called the Order and then breezed away. She shook her head and still wondered why she needed that particular information about Hauk. confused She called out to Psy as she left the bar.

"Yeah, you want that information, you can go get it straight from the source! stressed "