Memorable Atlantis Quotes

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

I know I've posted this before, but I love it:

McKay: Oh, please. We both know that you've done your best work under me.
Zelenka: Under you?! I'm my own department head, you know.
McKay: Please! We both know that department is a joke.
Zelenka: What?!
Sheppard: Why don't you two just make out and get it over with?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

xd

Ronon: I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight.
Sheppard: I'm just naturally lazy, but I will if I have to - and it's starting to look like we have to.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

[Rodneyhas begun dialing an address]
McKay: Chevron one encoded.
Weir: Rodney.
McKay: Hmm? [realizes] Fine. [dials the rest of the address]  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

xd

[McKay buttons up his collar while entering the cave with the Iratus bugs]
Carson: You don't seriously think that's gonna help?
McKay: When they see your neck before they see mine, you won't think it's stupid.
[several minutes later, Carson lifts up his collar before trying to harvest the eggs]
McKay: See! Not so stupid!
Carson: Ah, shut up.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Witty repartee by Carson..... xd

McKay: Maybe we should offer a sense of humour in trade.
Sheppard: Sure. They can have yours.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

lol

Caldwell: Are there any personnel on board who have the technical skills to do this?
McKay: Anybody. That's what you get for assembling a team of brilliant scientists.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Sheppard: Lorne, you get McKay.
Major Lorne: Lucky me...  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Lorne: Wow - you must really be some kind of genius!
McKay: Well, as a matter of fact, I, um... wait a minute. See, why would you say that now?
Lorne: Something has to have kept Colonel Sheppard from shooting you all this time!
McKay: Yeah, yeah, like I didn't see that one coming, huh?  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Can we start putting up quotes from the fourth season? I think everyone has seen up to the third episode.

Sheppard: They can't all be planets with cool technology and open-minded women.
McKay: I don't see why not!  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I'm going off an archive, and the people haven't put in anything new yet.

Neera: The Wraith will not allow us to escape.
Sheppard: Yeah, well, I try not to let them tell me what I can and can't do.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Well, I have a few:

Tyre: This is it.
McKay: Hurry up!
Ronon: I got it.
[Ronon shoots the door control, which promptly opens the door]

and later on....

[Rodney attempts to open a door while Sheppard fights off a Wraith attack]
Sheppard: Rodney, get that door open!
McKay: Aw, to hell with it!
[Rodney fires at the door control, destroying it, with no effect on the door]
McKay: Aw, come on, it worked for him!  

[Kaiser_MageMule]

No you can't put any season 4 quotes in here. lol. j/k  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I just don't know them off the top of my head.

[Sheppard and McKay have gotten lost finding their way back to the Genii's village]
McKay: They were very clear which route to take.
Sheppard: I prefer a straight line...
McKay: Yes, of course, cause everything's a short cut in Sheppard's world.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Ronon: Pull it out now.
Doctor: I can't do that, it may have punctured an artery.
Ronon: Pull...it...out.
Doctor: Yeah, yeah I get it you're a tough guy. If you want to take it out yourself...
[Ronon attempts to remove the glass]
Doctor: Are you crazy!?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

rofl

Ford: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?
Sheppard: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing.