I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[Attention Notification]

i wish i was a ninja  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted, but you are the worst ninja imaginable.... you always trip and you die withing 5 minutes of an important mission

I wish Edward Cullen was real, and I was his bella  

[Stefanopoulos]

Granted, he kills you.

I wish that I had an afro  

[Adrilaxas]

Granted. It's the same color as your skin, though.

I wish, oh yes I wish, that I had just one small fish.  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

granted but the fish is so small u cant see it.....

I wish I was A Soul Reaper XD lol.....  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted. The Soul Society however, declairs that you have committed treason, and sentence you to death.

I wish...
I wish...
I wish I could find another good book to read so that I have more of a life than just the Twilight series crying  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Granted.. but the book is only three pages long.

I wish I had my own theme song. X3  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted. It soon gets on your nerves, and you get so tired of it you commit suicide.

I wish...I could cook so I wouldn't be hungry right now sad  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

lol granted but once you start cooking you cant stop until you cook 100 dishes and you end up not eating cuz ur so tired......

I wish........ ummmm.....I could be in a good anime like Furuba, FMA or Naruto  

[Kuroneko_suki]

You're in Naruto, but you're one of those characters that shows up, says nothing, and dies. mrgreen

I wish or something terrible to happen to me. (haha, try to distort THAT!!!!)  

[Silentspy5]

Something terrible will happen to you...but then you'll die domokun domokun domokun domokun


I wish i had a billion trillion gold.  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted, but someone hacks into your account and takes EVERYTHING
I wish I was a vampire  

[Machine Deity]

Hmmmm.

How to screw you guys over?

I wish you guys were all MEGA rich.  

[Willhellm]

Granted, but then the Stocks crash and we all go poor, but we knew you were the cause of it, so we come after you and kill you.

I wish for a wish that cannot backfire on me.  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

since it cant be backfired you grow bored of everything being so perfect!