Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Ignorant Soul]

Tacos gets the power to eat as much as he wants to without gaining weight.  

[Skizlersan]

*that lucky lucky guy*
I give serenade the power to hide in her cloke and teleport away from danger.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You get the power of the force.  

[Garynook]

You get the power of blowing up minds with singing Dr. Jones.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

YAY!!!!!!

Let's see...You get the power to get everyone to look up to you just by wearing you're Indiana Jones costume.  

[Skizlersan]

I say you get the power to fashion a whip out of the thorns of a rose, and use them in battle.  

[Garynook]

You get the power to go through your cape with your saber without damaging it!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You get the power to charm the chicks with your kilt and cat ears...and when I say chicks I mean baby chickens....  

[crmsnfxx]

you get the power to transform your body into anything...  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to be at peace with any animal. even one that would normally kill you for being in its territory.  

[CreativeBeauty87]

You have the power of controlling the minds of ants  

[crmsnfxx]

you have the agility to escape from any danger that threatens you life  

[disliker of the mary sue]

you have the power to find your telivision remote that you lost by a tracking system in your brain that can find this remote anywhere.  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to see threw any eye patch!  

[Garynook]

You have the power to use words in the paste tense while they should be in the present tense.