hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

a hammer...oh ******** it. FLAMETHROWER!!!



Evil rabid badgers.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Hammer! GRRR!

Death from Castlevania!  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Garlic-coated hammer. And maybe some silver duct tape.

Kirsten Stewart...  

[GoldenFraggle]

HAMMER !!!!!!!!!! (and then I'll move on to the rest of the cast of Twilight ! twisted )

The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape, then a coathanger. When I'm finished with them, then I'll use the hammer.  

[ItsStillSuppie]

Duct tape, to create a situation, you thread killer!

Back pain.  

[ssaengg]

Duct tape. Lots of it.

...Sexual frustration. xD  

[Cerebral Perception]

Hammer. A big one.

A car cut up into 20 pieces.  

[GoldenFraggle]

A hammer !!! It's pointless to even TRY putting it back together...may as well have a ball smashing the hell outta the rest of it !!

Drunken neighbours who are up partying all night.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Hammer. And you need to watch the Mythbusters' second duct tape special. Kari completely tore up a car, and Tori and Grant successfully put it back together using only duct tape.

Crossing a huge canyon.  

[asian_rawrr_xP]

duct tape?

broken ankle.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Hammer. What? I cancel out pain with more pain. I'm weird like that....

Bumper cars.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

either put duct tape on the sides in rolls so that the cars stick together after bumping or sticking hammers on the edge so that they smash each other when they bump.


A dentist that doesn't use novocain.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Hanger.

A person without an explanation to their choice that doesn't make sense.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

duct tape over their mouth to make them shut up.


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