The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Saber Blysmey]

Granted...but you find out that he's actually a she.
I wish I never got sick.  

[Nei1]

Granted, however you will spend the rest of your life in bubble.

I wish I the economy was back like it was before.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Granted, but you find out that it's not any better than where we are at right now.
I wish I didn't have to shovel all the snow that fell here yesterday.  

[Darkpurpleme]

Granted but now you have to pay a neighbor kid 300 dollars for doing it for you and he did a horrible job so you end up having to shovel it all agian.

I wish my cats didn't puke on the furniture.  

[Lord Hellspawn]

Granted. They puke in your shoes instead.

I wish my girlfriend would be on more.  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, but now she is so focused on everything she can do online she has no time to spend with you
I wish for snow on christmas  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted weathermen across the continent report record snowfall of 20 feet on Christmas day, and it doesn't melt until June.

I wish Christmas candy wasn't fattening  

[Nei1]

Granted, however every other holiday doesn't offer the same fat free candy.

I wish I had a comfy blanket.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted you get the worlds comfiest blanket so comfortable in fact that it lulls your into and endless winter sleep.

I wish for peace on earth & goodwill to all men.......AND COOKIES!

mrgreen  

[Nei1]

Granted, the men a good will are made of cookies which eat each a "peace" of the earth.

I wish can drink without getting drunk.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted you now may drink keg after keg without feeling the slightest effect, unfortunately this also means you have no idea about the alcohol poisoning until you simply drop into a coma then death.

I wish I had tickets to the Nickleback concert crying  

[babyshinobi]

granted!! its just a shame that their tour bus blew a tyre and they cancelled the show refunding all tickets =(

i wish xmas shoppers didnt wait until the last minute making it impossible to find a park in town the week before xmas grr  

[MotherMoo]

granted, but now retailer who have anticipated the Christmas rush now have to close their doors and go out of business. And next Christmas, you have even a harder time finding the perfect gifts.


I wish that I am able to hold onto my Year Years resolutions smile  

[Nei1]

Granted, but you feel compelled to all of you New Years resolutions at once and all on New Year's day.

I wish I could crack my foot, it's sore.