The Corrupt Wish Game.

[patriciagreen95]

granted! ~you become so old that you can't work at all, and so you retire, resulting in a lonely and penniless last few years of your life xd
i wish i was first chair im my saxophone section heart  

[xxPEACHFUZZ]

~Granted! But one day someone gets so mad that you are in 1st chair that they break your sax.
~I wish I was pretty  

[Sayurixchan]

You become so pretty that everyone adores you including some crazy guy who falls madly in love with you, but knows he cannot ever have you. So he murders you and then kills himself.

I wish spring break would start over again xD  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

(Mines hasn't even started lol)
It does, but they realize that Spring Break is not a holiday so you must continue to go to school for all of the days you lost for Spring Break.

I wish I had a personal police force.

 

[patriciagreen95]

granted but they become overprotective of you and you lose all remnents
of your social life.... neutral
~i wish i lived in sweden crying  

[Sayurixchan]

You do, but the last place you lived flags you as a terrorist and Sweden finds you quickly to transport you back to be put into holding.

I wish my haircut today turns out well.  

[Teh K a a C h a n]

It turns out so well, people get whiplash trying to get a look at it when you walk past them. =] And they suuueee yoooouuuu~

I wish I could think of something to wish for. xD;  

[xxPEACHFUZZ]

~You think of something but it turns out you wished for tools of mass destruction and you blow up the world.
~I wish that I could wish that I had a box I could hide it.  

[Sayurixchan]

You are granted with the ability to wish for a box to hide in, but you never do causing whatever you're trying to hide from find you. (And eat j00! scream )

I wish Teh Kaa Chan's siggy picture of super gorgeous Gackt pwning that host wouldn't mesmerize me so much. <3  

[Teh K a a C h a n]

My sig randomly disappears and stops mesmerizing you, and you find out you've been staring at it so long you've missed three weeks of homework. :3 Have a nice day~ [srsly, good luck not watching that because Gackt's pwnage is not going ANYWHERE.]


D; I wish Air Gear was real. [/manga addict]  

[patriciagreen95]

|sorry! i love manga too but idk air gear...|
granted air gear becomes real but unexpicably develops a stong and passionate hatred for you... xp
~i wish everyone could be truely happy~  

[Deont Awkheart Xelas]

Granted. Though everyone becomes ODed, person after person on Earth dies from drug overdose.

I wish for...Hmm...Im crazy...So i'll take...Eh, just Gimmeh a fuzzy tail! =^~^=  

[Sayurixchan]

Granted, but due to you not being used to ever having a tail before, you get it painfully caught in everything and smashed in doors everywhere you go.

I wish...that...um...I do marvelously well on this history test that I'm about to take.  

[Teh K a a C h a n]

You do so incredibly well, your teacher cries tears of joy and announces you the new teacher/tutor of the class and quits their job. =]


D: I wish I had the courage to tell my dad I don't want to move three states away, no matter how amazing their universities are.  

[patriciagreen95]

granted! you get the courage to tell your dad but in the day of your big announcement, you lose your voice... xp
~i wish i could find my oxy gel from japan crying