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SWFTWLF

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:29 am


Granted, but it eventually spreads into your brain, and you die. Painfully slow.

I wish I had breakfast right now.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:14 pm


granted, but your in Soviet Russia.

(also, lol there's no conjunctiva in my brain, so conjunctivitis cannot be there.)



I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor for this...

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SWFTWLF

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:40 pm


Granted, but the infection causes a blood clot (as should've been an obv. the last time), and then courses through you bloodstream into your brain and heart. On the plus, you die faster this time.

I wish these songs were easier to write.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:50 pm


grant, but they suck. owait--


I wish Jake wasn't a d**k. >:

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SWFTWLF

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:09 pm


Granted, I'm an a*****e instead.

I wish I could listen to the Ivy Slave tracks without thinking I could've done more with 'em.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:22 pm


granted, but they s-- ...you find another singer and they suck.

I wish a week was longer. :\

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:47 pm


Granted, but now it never ends, and you go into an endless loop of infinity and the boredom never ends.

I wish I could find a singer that was as awesome as Synth, Bryce, or Kelly. Oh, and I guess Fig, as well.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:40 pm


You find one, but no one else likes them and you are shunned by every human being on earth.

I wish I had a kitty!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:31 pm


granted, but I take them from you~ >:U

I wish my teeth didn't hurt.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:31 pm


Granted. They fall out and never trouble you again.

I wish I were asleep.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:33 pm


granted, but you fell asleep in the park and are now in jail for public indecency.

I wish I had more berries.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:14 am


Granted, however you get an allergy, and die looking like the girl from the Willy Wonka movie. Damn, you really have a knack for this dying thing.

I wish I had a nice girl to fall asleep next to lately.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:11 pm


Granted. That'll be $75. wink

I wish my throat wasn't sore.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:14 pm


granted, but now you have a migraine. >: poor Zelky. <3

I wish I had more time to do my nursing project.

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Neuneu

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:23 am


Granted, but now you have a ton of other projects to accomplish.

I wish I had rice. o:
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