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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:29 am
Granted, but it eventually spreads into your brain, and you die. Painfully slow.
I wish I had breakfast right now.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:14 pm
granted, but your in Soviet Russia.
(also, lol there's no conjunctiva in my brain, so conjunctivitis cannot be there.)
I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor for this...
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:40 pm
Granted, but the infection causes a blood clot (as should've been an obv. the last time), and then courses through you bloodstream into your brain and heart. On the plus, you die faster this time.
I wish these songs were easier to write.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:50 pm
grant, but they suck. owait--
I wish Jake wasn't a d**k. >:
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:09 pm
Granted, I'm an a*****e instead.
I wish I could listen to the Ivy Slave tracks without thinking I could've done more with 'em.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:22 pm
granted, but they s-- ...you find another singer and they suck.
I wish a week was longer. :\
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:47 pm
Granted, but now it never ends, and you go into an endless loop of infinity and the boredom never ends.
I wish I could find a singer that was as awesome as Synth, Bryce, or Kelly. Oh, and I guess Fig, as well.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:40 pm
You find one, but no one else likes them and you are shunned by every human being on earth.
I wish I had a kitty!
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:31 pm
granted, but I take them from you~ >:U
I wish my teeth didn't hurt.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:31 pm
Granted. They fall out and never trouble you again.
I wish I were asleep.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:33 pm
granted, but you fell asleep in the park and are now in jail for public indecency.
I wish I had more berries.
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:14 am
Granted, however you get an allergy, and die looking like the girl from the Willy Wonka movie. Damn, you really have a knack for this dying thing.
I wish I had a nice girl to fall asleep next to lately.
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:11 pm
Granted. That'll be $75. wink
I wish my throat wasn't sore.
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:14 pm
granted, but now you have a migraine. >: poor Zelky. <3
I wish I had more time to do my nursing project.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:23 am
Granted, but now you have a ton of other projects to accomplish.
I wish I had rice. o:
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