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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:03 pm
granted but a huge dinosaur eats cody from head to toe, leaving you with only one toenail.
i wish life wasn't so hard
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:04 pm
granted, but you become bored at how easy life is
i wish someone would let me sing in a concert with lots of people
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:52 pm
Granted, but it's at the def hospital, and the only thing you can sing are Miley cirus cover songs.
I wish I was an awsome vampire hunter.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:43 am
granted but there is that one vampire that kills you in your sleep.
i wish we could find the dvd remote.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:45 am
Granted, but the rather large dog from next door had swallowed it and prviously... dropped it back in your yard.
I wish I was a super hero.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:27 am
granted but you get blamed for everything that goes wrong and is sued around every corner.
i wish for nothing
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:05 pm
granted, so you get transported to a void of nothingness.
i wish we didn't have a dog
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:19 pm
Granted, your dog runs away and you adopt a t-rex
I wish people didn't hate me as much as they do.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:34 am
granted now everyone adores you to the point of you haveing a millions stalkers who break into your house every day to steal your stuff.
i wish i was a guy
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:08 am
Granted: In your transformation your pheromone levels skyrocketed making you irresistible to animals and humans from both sexes. Everything floods in from all areas and rips you apart bit by bit trying to get a piece of you, literally.
I wish I wasn't allergic to everything.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:33 am
granted but your best friend gets allergic to everything and dies from a severe allergic reaction.
i wish school wasn't so expensive
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:08 pm
granted, but then all but three teahcers are fired.
i wish that i had a cookie
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:32 pm
granted but i take the cookie and eat it
i wish i had a lot of money
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:36 pm
granted, but the money is stolen from one of the richest people on the globe.
i wish my house was clean all the time
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:01 am
grante but it is so clean you can't find anything
i wish...............for.....something...
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