Ruin My Wish game

[Mystical Prodigy]

Granted! but it turns out to go out of control

I wish i was blue
 

[Butterfingahs]

Granted! But not only you've become blue, you are now transformed into a blueberry ^^

I wish i had a job. i need money hehe  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! But the swine poo dump (where u now work) just ran out of gloves and nose plugs for the next year and a half too bad u can't quit since they have u under contract



I wish that everyone had fast internet  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

all the faster for viruses to download themselves onto your computer!

i wish to go to wonderland.  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! U were sent to Wonderland the new mental clinic down the street

I wish I could control the elements (fire, water, air, etc.) with my mind  

[JTN]

Granted. The elements are yours to command, unfortunately it's through a throbbing purple tumor which hangs 5cm from the outer edge of your left eyelid.


I wish Chicago was no longer such a corrupt city! stressed  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! Chicage no longer exists.

I wish it rained ice cream ready to go in a cone or bowl  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted!!!! great wish!!!
except 4 the death by cone impalement, and/or bowl induced blunt force trauma

i wish i owned a machine gun  

[Eisenkriegerin]

but it blows up in your face, killing you.




i wish i had an undead pony  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! I gave u a pony that was living but once it touched u it died so u had an undead pony

I wish for all wishes to be granted  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

granted..
but unfortunatly that only applies to the virtual world (i.e. gaia online)

I wish I could freeze time for however long I want and do some mischievous deeds  

[michibane]

Granted!
But you die from a seizure

I wish I wasn't so bored  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! Now your just dead

I wish that world hunger be solved  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted! Now everyone is dangerously obese and has severe diabetes.

I wish it wasn't raining outside today  

[michibane]

Granted!
Now it's snowing and you can't get outside

I wish I had some more music that I like to listen to