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 Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:27 am
you get shanked by a leprechaun who accuses you of stealing his lucky charms
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:56 am
Attempting to perform the worlds first blimp dive using dynamite instead of a parachute
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:30 am
... remember that time we flew to Paris, and we were about to get shot down?
What you heard was wrong. I didn't sacrifice myself. I used you as my shield.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:33 am
OMG i is a ghost? o.o
-Haunts you until you die of fright!-
:p
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:43 am
You were reincarnated from the shootings in Paris. Went out flying in a joyous cheer...
You crashed into an airplane engine.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:11 pm
An exotic bug burrows inside ur head and lays eggs in your brain. But that isnt what kills you. What kills u is ur bird relentlessly pecking at ur scalp to get at it lol
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:17 pm
you start by being betrayed by your closest freind whom cheats with your lover then you kill them both in their sleep where you imediatly run to avoid police whom you refuse to get caught by so you murder about 10 officers. but you do not die by police hands you slip in urine in a costco restroom and crack your head open on the toilet
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:28 pm
Late one night, you are sleeping in your lover's grandmother's guest room, when you hear a tiny footsteps--you are startled awake but there's nothing, nothing but all her knicknacks. You fall back asleep--but you are one again awoken by the sound of giggling. You turn on the light, but there's nothing, just figurings and dolls staring at you.
You uneasily fall back asleep but, wake for a third time at the feeling of pressure next to you. Your eyes shoot open, and above you stands the souless shell of a porcelain doll--holding a butcher knife...
Then you hear the manical giggles of your lover, you scream and grab the knife and slaughter your lover for playing such a horrific prank on you. Then blinded by guilt, you kill yourself...
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:06 pm
you slip on peepee in the boys restroom at 7 11 and get saved by the clerk who kidknaps you, tortures you and then buries your slain corpse at the base of Mount Fuji.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:16 pm
Alister the fallen hero you slip on peepee in the boys restroom at 7 11 and get saved by the clerk who kidknaps you, tortures you and then buries your slain corpse at the base of Mount Fuji. Tommy the evil marshmallow ate you.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:18 pm
You fall down an elevator shaft
you're alright...
that is, until someone decides to go down
you are crushed to death by the falling elevator
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:15 pm
Someone throws a toaster through you bathroom window in to your tub while you`re taking bath. However, you don`t die from that, you die because your electric toothbrush fell in right afterwords.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:26 pm
said electric tooth brush then came alive and brushed your teeth untill you died of hunger
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:46 pm
A hunter mistakes u for a rare breed of deer and shoots u in the head from 150 yards.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:50 pm
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