The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Problem: you insulted Justin Bieber and now a hord of rabid fangirls are trying to kill you.  

[Sumimachine]

Make a statement that everyone is entitled to their opinion. Then join the witness protection program.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Become as much of a VH1 sell-out as him so that you have your own army of fangirls.  

[Garynook]

Turn around and do a goatse.  

[Sumimachine]

Problem: You're using the toilet and it's out of tissue paper. And you let out a big, steaming one. eek  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Crack the door enough to stick your hand out and ask for tp.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Pull your pants up and walk out. Hopefully you didn't need to wipe.  

[Garynook]

Spread your cheeks and use all the surfaces to whipe off as much as possible then use the sink to clean up further.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Problem- Your extremely strange friend is mezmerised by a plumber's crack.  

[Garynook]

Drag him away from the plumber.  

[Sumimachine]

Push friend toward crack 'til face touches it. twisted  

[Garynook]

Pull down the plumber's pants and spread his cheeks.  

[M3Gnificent]

Problem - Your dog is in love with your leg.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Gently shoo the dog away !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Cut off your leg