Twilight is Retarded... ~The Wrong Answer Game!!~

[penquins cx]

Zee says:

Because they eat all your chicken.

Why can chickens still run after their head is cut off?  

[BeautifulLaughter]

Beacuse there made with gummybears
Why ado gummybears come in different colors?

 

[PatTheDouche]

Because I just launched a nuclear warhead that will probably destroy all of Asia.

What is the point of this thread?  

[Sno Magicka]

To be a hub for subliminal plotting of world domination.
( Oh wait, that's true. D; )
To be a hub for feline's subliminal plotting of world domination.
( That's better! )

Why am I wasting my precious motivation on sitting in this horrid class?  

[D1RTY C3X C3LL]

Because you like staring at your teacher's saggy derriere.


Why are peaches hairy?

 

[SnowWolf1118]

Because spiders lay their eggs on them.

Who is the idiot who let Stephen Meyer publish Twilight?  

[Dragonspirit32]

A drunk woman.

What does my cats whisper to my head at night?  

[xXxVelvetSuicidexXx]

because of tacos
what is the best name for a cat?  

[NiiShTheFiiSh]

Die.
what comes after 5?  

[Lilly-Ann-Maria]

a fat man

What is a TV good for?  

[Sage of Dragons Twilight]

Cooking Steaks.

What are humans good for?  

[Xx_Forgetting Tomorrow_xX]

They're good to feed to cows.

Why is the sky blue?  

[Cognitohazard]

Because it's sad.

War! What is it good for?  

[Elektro7]

There is no war, it's all just a ploy designed to disguise a government-approved method of population control.

My cat is black, what does that mean?