Corrupt A Wish

[DeletedUsername]

the gift is a bomb.

I wish i had a billion dollars  

[_GG The Hobo]

and it then turns into a terrible nightmare when a grizzily bear attacks the hell out of you

i wish i can travel all over the world  

[25 Ivy Vega 52]

you learn how to speek it so good other people get jellious and kill you


i wish people replyed to me when we rp  

[The Spectacular Mattachew]

They reply to you, but they say mean things, and kick you from the RP.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur that only ate plants and loved me.  

[_GG The Hobo]

Too bad they're extinct

I wish i can fly  

[The Spectacular Mattachew]

A Pterodactyl catches you and eats you. How extinct are they now? Huh?! scream scream scream

I wish my computer ran fast. (I'm so setting myself u p right there.)  

[_GG The Hobo]

lol....
so you get a computer that runs so fast it abandons u and runs away

i wish i lived in a bigger house  

[DeletedUsername]

your house is 1mm bigger, but this causes it to colapse on you

i wish i found a good rp guild  

[The Spectacular Mattachew]

You find a good rp guild, but the guilld gets disbanded for misconduct.

I wish that I had a turkey sammich right about now.  

[iiSpesh]

when yew said w the sammich appeared and left i milli second after NO SAMMICH 4 YEW! 3nodding

I wish I was indestuctable  

[lNCOHERENT]

Your so indestructable that you blow up. whee

I wish I was a vampire! >D  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

You get killed by biting a human with poision blood.

I wish I was even more awesome.  

[DeletedUsername]

i delete your awesomeness.

I wish I won a million dollars.