The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

How dare you!! Off to the torture camp with you. You'll learn why you shouldn't say such things to me...very painfully.


You haven't been doing your job properly!  

[magic_doglover]

yes i have! you're just sore because you never get any presents.

you tortured a leprechaun!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The leprechaun stole me booty.

Ye helped a leprechaun steal me booty!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Ummm.... Orders from the dictator?

You lost the game!  

[butterfly LaRue]

The game lost me ninja


You killed Dobby!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

He opposed me.

You destroyed mankind!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

For the revolution of animals!

Ye scurvy seadog contracted rabies!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You moron. This is shaving cream.



You stole my dictator hat!  

[butterfly LaRue]

Within it lies your power as a dictator. Without it you are helpless.

Your avatar gave me nightmares gonk  

[magic_doglover]

if you have nightmares about Santa Claus then you have much bigger things to worry about. neutral

you brought an invasive species of potato to Mongolia!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

All part of the master plan~! 3nodding

You killed my most skilled contractor~! /assassin/ spy!! I'm really pissed now. scream  

[ScuroFenice]

But I'm the top assassin and he was in my way of world domination!!!!!!

You threw a snowball at a defenseless kitty!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

That kitty was a spy

You're my new assassin~! And together, we massacred half of Europe and kidnapped all the world leaders~! I accuse you of mass murder! whee  

[ScuroFenice]

I accuse you of being the top conspirator and how you blackmailed me into serving you. Everyone knows I'm a lone wolf!!!!

You gave a cop the finger! Shame on you!!!!  

[Mr Dualos]

in my defense, his name was Lingy.
He reminded me of an a*****e in this guild who called me a troll.

LINGY CALLED ME A TROLL!

BIIITCH.