The "If...Then..." Game

[Ayame-Yuura]

...no one would buy them lol

If a fairy knocked on your door...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd tell them I'm not interested.


If I wore a dictator suit...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... I'd say I'm still not interested. wink ((I wonder if anyone will get that. rofl ))

If the world crashed and lagged...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would freak out.

If I saw Canada attack Japan,  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I would move to the USA out of embarrassment for my country.


If Canada became the most powerful nation in the world...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

People would have no choice but to go Canadian.

If I refused to go Canadian,  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Eternal might hack you down?

If you go close to being hacked by a psychopathic cereal murderer?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd tell him Snap, Crackle, and Pop were that way. -->


If someone stole my white gloves...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

....That sure as heck wasn't me

If the lights went out and we had guns and swords...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

We'd battle in the dark, running around pointlessly shooting and cutting wherever we faced.

If we did battle in the dark...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd cheat by using my night vision goggles and sonar

If George W. Bush ruled the world...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd be forced to overthrow him and establish new world order.


If I ruled the world...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...order would reign supreme, but so will mass suicide and global discontent lol

If I told you what to do...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would disobey.

If I had a dream where I flew to Canada.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Eternal would meet you at the airport annnnnd..... Yeah, you know what will happen

If I had a flamethrower....