The Game of Useless Powers

[BleedingInkXIII]

Sweet! twisted

I grant them the power to be able to see shadows in pitch black.  

[SnowWolf1118]

I grant the person above me the ability to talk backwards.  

[akakage iga]

I grant you the power to ride any Llama you wish dramallama  

[YinWolf]

I grant the ability to breathe Oxygen.
 

[peachtreeblossom]

i grant the person above me the ability to see through there eye lids... but only when they are trying to sleep or not see something. rofl  

[waypou2004]

I grant the person above the ability speak in any language they can think of, but only when no one else can hear them.  

[Hikouki Aozora]

I grant the person above me the power to die  

[_winterdawnn]

I grant the person above the power to sprout grass out of their fingers mrgreen  

[Dreams Collide]

I grant the person above me the power to fart out their mouths.  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the ability to summon towels!  

[thegoodsamaritan]

SHAZAM!! The power to break dance indefinitely is yours!  

[reality is too cruel]

The power to turn off a light bulb by blinking...  

[Fernflyer]

The power to make hail.  

[SnowWolf1118]

I grant the person above me the power to speak to hamsters.