**Martini 2.0** Finished

[Fadedepic]

Martini turned to face Draid and Fade, hearing Scathach's comment. "You know, Scathach, I think that women are like fences. They think that they're strong and secure, but they need a lot of maintenance or a big breeze can come and knock them over. Men are like houses. They need maintenance too, and sure they can be broken, but it takes a helluva lot more effort for that to happen." He said, lacing his fingers.

Mordin was up in his tower, as usual, fapping to porn that Veronica was showing him.  

[Serenla the Cat]

((...lovely.))

"Well, then that's what you think. But I don't believe I was talking to ye," she said in a slightly snappy tone. She stalked off, grumbling something about woolheaded eavesdropping men.  

[Uncle Sciz]

Varudan burst into the tower, with a renewed anger. He pointed at Mordin. "YOU!" He hadn't realized what Mordin was actually doing.  

[Fadedepic]

Mordin jumped, adrenaline surging through his veins as he hurriedly tied his robes back up "Varudan! How nice to see you!" He got up, expertly hiding his already failing erection. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"  

[Uncle Sciz]

He grabbed Mordin by the collar of his robe. "WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU STEAL THIS FROM ME!?" He said, shoving the gauntlet in Mordin's face. "I HAVE THE RIGHT MIND TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW!"  

[Fadedepic]

Modin chuckled. "Say that to my Familiar." He said, pointing to a purple shadow-being version of Varudan spawning behind Mordin, stepping out of the black Void.  

[Uncle Sciz]

((I honestly have no idea if possessing familiars is even possible, so I'll leave it up to Draid to see if it's successful or not.))

"Alright then." Varudan turned around. He pointed his staff at the familiar. The orb on the end glowed a deep blue, and his eyes also became a deep blue. He looked at the Familiar and chuckled.  

[X_HeartofRoses_X]

Thgindim looked at Martini. "Hm...You don't look half-bad there, ferret. Martini, is it?"  

[Fadedepic]

Martini smiled again. "Ah, so you have remembered me! Unfortunately, you've never given me a name to remember, Ombra." He said, kissing Thgindim's hand.

The familiar's eyes turned black, and it coiled up, head beny. "Masstur ********." Mordin said, scared out of his mind now. "L-lok, it was for a friend. It wasn't like you were going to use it!"  

[Uncle Sciz]

Varudan slammed his fist on a nearby table, flipping some magazines over. "BULLSHIT I WASN'T GOING TO USE IT!" He looked down, noticing the magazines' contents, pausing for a few seconds. His expression turned blank and he examined the room of what had been going on before he had burst in. "Oh god, don't even tell me..." He said, slowly backing away. "GOD MAN I KNEW YOU WEREN'T VERY SOCIAL BUT- GAH!" He nearly tripped running out of the room. "DO WHAT YOU WISH WITH HIM!" He shouted at the familiar before disappearing around a corner.  

[Ryuzki Hygaea]

Jaybomb notices Scathach and tosses Spyke right in front of her. "Babysit him will you please..I need to see a idiot about making him a new arm." He then walk up to Martini. "So you need a new arm then right?" "I can make you a arm similar to the one that snake guy took."  

[Serenla the Cat]

Scathach caught Spyke by the shoulders just before he stumbled into her.

"Er... What?" she asked as he walked away. She looked down at Spyke.

"Eh, you won't break anything, will Ye?" she asked jokingly.  

[X_HeartofRoses_X]

The shadow smiled, her ear twitching. "Thgindim." She responded, brushing a strand of hair back behind her face.  

[Ryuzki Hygaea]

Spyke sighs. "You do know i am a member of the Royal Family right?" He then glares at Jaybomb. "I am so going to hurt him."  

[Fadedepic]

Martini's smile turned to a grin. "Thindim? Exotic." He said, raising his eyebrows with the word "Exotic." He licked his teeth. "It makes me wonder about what other surprises you might have..."

((creepy by normal standards, no?))