Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Remember, playing flame tag is highly dangerous and you can die.  

[KBiT]

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but make sure you don't give an assassin a case of mistaken identity  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Don't take your guns to bed or you may never wake up again.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Remember, stripping naked for your prisoners may not be torture for them. They may actually enjoy the show.  

[KBiT]

Necromancy and other dark arts might seem like cool fun, but seriously; nobody likes guys who practice that stuff  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

When you take a gun to a battle, make sure it's loaded.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

When you torture your victims, make sure it's torture to them.  

[Mega Mullet]

make shure ones blade is as sharp as ther wits  

[KBiT]

When you're a walking talking skeleton, no amount of fancy-dress and gentleman chivalry will stop people running away from you  

[sandrock_buck]

Tracers work both ways.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Remember, I have absolute power, so do not kill anything for any reason or you'll be tortured for all eternity.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sacrificing animals for dark power will get you on the bad side of PETA.  

[KBiT]

Acting as the bad side of PETA is not conducive to a healthy social life  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Don't go swimming, even if the situation is going swimmingly.  

[Ember Terran]

You should always wear footwear when going camping with the troop, lot's of nasties on the ground out there