Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Organization XIII Member]

Kakeru Nozomi

Ha ha! ADD Sora. X3

I always imagined Roxas saying this in the very beginning.

Roxa: *looking down at his hands* Damn, my hands are effin huge!


They are you know...the hand and feet anatomy is so funny in KH and KHII.

Roxas: All the better to slap you with!
Me: *gets walloped* X____x;;

you have a point about the whole feet and hands thing  

[Kakeru Nozomi]

Organization XIII No.13

Kakeru Nozomi

Ha ha! ADD Sora. X3

I always imagined Roxas saying this in the very beginning.

Roxa: *looking down at his hands* Damn, my hands are effin huge!


They are you know...the hand and feet anatomy is so funny in KH and KHII.

Roxas: All the better to slap you with!
Me: *gets walloped* X____x;;

you have a point about the whole feet and hands thing

Mhm. But I'm guessing it's a style they were aiming for.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Demyx:*looking for a note* Let's see, here...
Demyx:*finds the note* Aha! If the subject fails to respond, tell the subject that I'm a big fat baby Nobody with a terrible mohawk hair and- scream Hey!! That's mean!! Who wrote that?!  

[nt_31732]

Chip:Watch out Sora! Donald and Dale are making out in the gummi ship!
Dale and Donald: AM NOT!
Sora: Yea, sure.
Donald: but its true!
Sora surprised h yea? well then, how come Dale is on ur lap and has feathers?
Donald:*blushing*
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(the scene where sora hugs kairi)
Sora: Hug
Kairi:why?
Sora: because that's what were supposed to do
Kairi:but you have BIG HANDS I MEAN LOOK AT THEM!
Sora: I love you
Kairi: I hate your big hands
~ends up kissing instead of hugging because kairi is afraid of sora's big hands~  

[Organization XIII Member]

Kakeru Nozomi

Organization XIII No.13

Kakeru Nozomi

Ha ha! ADD Sora. X3

I always imagined Roxas saying this in the very beginning.

Roxa: *looking down at his hands* Damn, my hands are effin huge!


They are you know...the hand and feet anatomy is so funny in KH and KHII.

Roxas: All the better to slap you with!
Me: *gets walloped* X____x;;

you have a point about the whole feet and hands thing

Mhm. But I'm guessing it's a style they were aiming for.

I guess  

[Sphinx-chan]

I'm going to post my favorite quotes from the crazy Kingdom Hearts videos I've seen..XD

Xemnas:*talking about Saix* "Don't go near him, he's mine!!" XD

Another favorite:

Xemnas: "You've been a bad girl Stephanie.."

Saix: *that part where he gives the psychotic smile* "I know, I need to be spanked."

That one creeped me out..>< Here's a good one for Xaldin..

Xaldin: "I'm feeling a bit of a draft from my nether regions. And I have to say, it's quite refreshing.." XD

Me and my brother's inside joke:

((After the battle with Xemnas at the dark beach thingy..><)) Riku:"You know, there is one advantage of being me."

Sora: "What's that?"

Me as Riku: "I'm sexier, I get more fangirls, I'm more strong, I'm-"

xd That's it for now..^-^  

[Jisen Meizuki]

LOL OMG Sphnix, that was funny especially Riku's line.  

[Organization XIII Member]

great lines  

[Keyblade Ninja]

At Old Navy:

Sora: do these gloves come in bigger sizes?  

[nt_31732]

Organization XIII No.13

great lines

i second that  

[Sphinx-chan]

*bows* Thank you, thank you!! Though everything else excluding the Riku line was from hilarious videos I have watched involving Kingdom Hearts. If you want the links to these videos, I posted them in the Organization XIII video thread. The Riku thing though was all my idea and the fact I wouldn't stop saying at the end of the game, "Man is Riku hot. Gosh he's hot. He's so hot in 3-D.." XD  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Xigbar:*with Marluxia and Luxord* Hey, Saix!
Saix: What?
Xigbar: We have a surprise for you. Look!
*Xigbar, Marluxia, and Luxord are holding the presents*
Saix:....................... You've brought me presents?
Luxord: Of course we do. Now open them.
Saix:............... *opening the presents and pulls out....*
Saix: A collar? A leash? And a whip?! scream What is the meaning of this?!
Marluxia: Well since you've always berserk like a wild animal, we've thought that we might restrain you like a- *mouth being covered by someone's hand.*
Xigbar: You idiot!
Luxord: Now we're in deep trouble.
Saix: You.......... stressed scream ARGH!!!!! *goes berserk*
Xigbar, Luxord, and Marluxia: eek *run away while Saix is chasing them.*  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Kairi: dammit.
Sora: what?
Kairi: i hate pink
Sora: then why are you WEARING it?
Kairi: cos tetsuya nomura thinks i look hideous in purple -._-.

emo  

[Loxagn]

Axel: >hic< I nam OT drunk, okay? I've >hic< only had tee martoonis and I've got all day sober to Sunday up in! >hic< So siss on you, pister! You ain't so muckin' fuch! >hic< Hut in the well makes you think you're so smuckin' fart?
Roxas: Seriously, Axel, how much have you had to drink?
Axel: >belches fire all over Roxas< >passes out<
Xaldin: >passing by< Keh. Lightweight.
Roxas: ow...

Sephiroth randomly appears: We interrupt this program to annoy you, and to make things generally irritating!

Marluxia: And this one is Dionaea gigantus, more commonly known as the Giant Venus Flytrap... Her name is Fluffy, and-- Sora, are you even LISTENING to me?! >turns around in anger to see Sora is gone< What in the name of Flora... >looks at 'Fluffy'<
Fluffy: >buuuuuuurrrrp<
Marluxia: >gasp!< Fluffy, how COULD you?! Bad Fluffy! >whacks with newspaper<
Fluffy: >whimper<
Marluxia: Oh, nevermind. I could never stay mad at yooouu! whee heart Ishn't dat wight, my widdwe Fwuffy-Wuffy?