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 Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:17 am
(Telemarketer calls to sell your grandma's undies)
WHAT! PERV!!
(Telemarketer call to sell Domo-kun. domokun )
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:47 am
(Telemarketer calls to sell Domo-kun domokun )
I already own the god of all domos, he can make MANY more domo-kuns then you'll ever have!
(Telemarketer calls to sell a baby)
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:22 am
(Telemarketer calls to sell a baby)
Oh goody! I've run out of live chickens to feed my crocodile. How much for a dozen?
(Telemarketer calls to sell llama jerky)
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:51 pm
(telemarketer calls to sell llama jerky)
Wait. Are you selling llama jerky or a jerky llama? ~pause~ Yes, it is important.
(telemarketer calls selling AK-47)
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:05 pm
(telemarketer calls selling AK-47)
I'm sorry I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. Plus, even if I wanted a gun I'd shoot you.
((telemarketer calls selling poop and spit (LMAO I SPAT ON MY SCREEN))
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:25 pm
Eww. But all right.
(telemarketer calls selling poop and spit)
Really? How fresh is it? Does it come in resealable bags? I hope it's hypoallergenic..... does it come in different flavors?
(telemarketer sells a disembodied beer-belly)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:38 am
(telemarketer sells a disembodied beer-belly)
Im sorry but me and my wife already have embodied ones, oh and not to mention our dog, But i suppose spike our fish doesnt have one yet... n thank you i think we have enough
(Telemarketers call to sell abraham licoln ) Sp?
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:20 pm
(Telemarketers call to sell abraham lincoln )
A dead president? Sure, send him over! Need a replacement for the faulty one that lives in the White House anyway.
(Telemarketer sells soap bubbles)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:12 pm
(Telemarketer sells soap bubbles)
Sorry, that's a choking hazard...
(telemarketers calls to sell nails)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:39 pm
(Telmarketers call to sell nails)
Im sorry sir i already have 20
Telemarketers cal to sell the state of seattle
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:05 pm
(Telemarketer calls to sell the state of seattle)
Seattle isn't a state. stare Darn salesmen who don't know geography...
(Telemarketer calls to sell chicken flavored soap)
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:31 pm
(Telemarketer calls to sell chicken flavored soap)
Ahhh, I was wondering why my dogs were eating the stuff...
(Telemarketer calls to sell a dishwasher-safe toilet seat)
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:40 pm
(telemarketer selling dishwasher-safe toilet seat)
Ohh, thanks, I always wanted poo covering the inside of my dishwasher.
(telemarketer seslling smiles mrgreen )
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:13 pm
(telemarketer seslling smiles mrgreen )
"Smile you say? I will buy one, no not two. I SAID ONE!!!!!! dang salespeople, always going deaf!"
((telemarker selling chewed up papperclips))
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:17 pm
Tlemarketer selling chewed up paperclips:
"I don't want no chewed up paperclips, but zombie to eat you alive, that totaly different."
*calls* to sell you, your very own Zombie.*
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