The Add-A-Sentence Game

[Squishy Havock]

One day, Sarah was walking to school when a brick fell out of the sky. She got hit in the head so hard that when she came to the next day she thought she was Rumplstilskin. She trolled around town, demanding peoples' babies. Then she asked them for the kitties and ate there heads. This was seen as an act of war by the Brick People, who had originally dropped the brick on poor Sarah. She damnaged her head from a brick they threw ar her and is now mentaly retarded. The brick people took advantage of this and Sani-flushed her. She swam around in the sewers, enjoying her sludge bath. Without warning, a herd of crocodile-people came out and devoured her legs. The crocodile-people then started to choke on the oh so bony legs, and died with a gargle. now poor sarah can only swim with her hands and drowned in the process. She was then resurected by a panda necromancer. Sarah passed away shortly after when she saved a kid from a car accident. Then the same panda desided to give her her life back. Then the fox in my siggy bit her arms of and she decided to become a kangaroo?

Old Joe decided to go fishing on Loch Ness. Joe issh the reincartion of the panda and sarah. The panda (whos name is Daisy) and Sara, now have super powers from the fusion. As such, they turned evil, moved to Gotham and waged war on Batman. Robin, finaly tierd of BatMan's s**t, takes them to the bat cave, where they can lay waist to BatMan's toys! Batman, hearing something afoot, burst in to find his toys being ripped to shreds. Batman then pulls out his squirt gun and goes Super-Soaker on them. The water caused the HUGE penny to slip on its pedestal and it fell--on top of all of the fighter. Luckily, Batman had his trusty crowbar with him which he used to pry himself loose but accidentally flung it, hitting Robin in the head. then sara died and the panda exploded and joe went to fish on loch ness again whod lost his powers to reincarnate...So, they just became ghoasts that melded together to form Wantanabe! A giant radioactive ghost creature who discovers their collective new found purpose in death is to go to japan and be in badly dubbed movies. But it missed the flight to japan and burried itself NEVER to be seen again NEVER CANNOT COME BACK and old joe was then eaten by the loch ness monster and thy morphed together and made a loch ness human.And Joe the mighty lochness human discovered he had a nack for clogging. So, joe the cloger learned how to tapdance, he then married a rabbit named Mary. Whom he later ate. Then he felt bad about eating her. But then after she went to eat ten times more then last time. Then he felt sick. So then, he ate his own arm for a cure. And every since he's been known as the one armed bandit. He became a feared criminal and wanted in 5 different countries.
He went around stealing Bunnys and cheese!

One day, he made a bad decision and picked on the wrong bunny. And Mr Bunny was not happy and tried to chew off his other arm. Then, Mr. Bunny's friends were saw him and came to help their friend. So he had no choice but to leave his arm.

Now, having no arms, he decided to retire as a criminal, and instead become a tap-dancer. But when things are going well, something bad happened. He didn't know what to do with himself and sat up in a tree to meditate.. and all of the sudden he heard a weird noise coming from the tree....he looked up and saw a hugh, ugly whale that is a vegetarian and it is trying to eat the whole tree. Stunned, he ran and looked for somewhere to hide he dug a hole to hide under the bedrock and hide there waiting for the worst to come. After a few hours he got bored and fell asleep, while he sleep so one was creeping up behind him. The person ran up near him and started to steal his belongings. All of the sudden he woke up and saw the person taking his stuff so he got up and started to chase him. The person punched him in the face. He fell to the ground in pain, when he looke dover his shoulder he saw the guy gettn away. Then they both got struck by lightening and died.

they woke up in heaven (if there was one) on top of a cloud with hugh gold gates in front of them, so they walk toward them. They are curious, so they touch something that looks cool. it glows and they back away quickly. They then become scared and want to, for some reason, explore it further. And there was a Golden Laurel on the floor. One guy said "Cool!" And put it on his head. The other guy wanted it so he tries to steal it. The other guy didn't want him to take it and put up a huge fight. But fighting was prohibited so they were thrown down to the living again. Now known heaven exists they started a cristian crusade. But then they heard a loud ring and they realized it was the alarm...all if it was a dream they never died and whened to heaven. The next day, they died for real. And instead of going to heaven they went to hell. But then in a miraculous change of events, a flying duck hit her soul as she was being dragged down to hell. The duck's soul left its body and the soul of the person who it hit entered the duck's body was satan himself! This caused mass confusion in Heaven and made God very angry. Then he created a new race of creatures known as the Zurg.  

[Admiral Dax]

One day, Sarah was walking to school when a brick fell out of the sky. She got hit in the head so hard that when she came to the next day she thought she was Rumplstilskin. She trolled around town, demanding peoples' babies. Then she asked them for the kitties and ate there heads. This was seen as an act of war by the Brick People, who had originally dropped the brick on poor Sarah. She damnaged her head from a brick they threw ar her and is now mentaly retarded. The brick people took advantage of this and Sani-flushed her. She swam around in the sewers, enjoying her sludge bath. Without warning, a herd of crocodile-people came out and devoured her legs. The crocodile-people then started to choke on the oh so bony legs, and died with a gargle. now poor sarah can only swim with her hands and drowned in the process. She was then resurected by a panda necromancer. Sarah passed away shortly after when she saved a kid from a car accident. Then the same panda desided to give her her life back. Then the fox in my siggy bit her arms of and she decided to become a kangaroo?

Old Joe decided to go fishing on Loch Ness. Joe issh the reincartion of the panda and sarah. The panda (whos name is Daisy) and Sara, now have super powers from the fusion. As such, they turned evil, moved to Gotham and waged war on Batman. Robin, finaly tierd of BatMan's s**t, takes them to the bat cave, where they can lay waist to BatMan's toys! Batman, hearing something afoot, burst in to find his toys being ripped to shreds. Batman then pulls out his squirt gun and goes Super-Soaker on them. The water caused the HUGE penny to slip on its pedestal and it fell--on top of all of the fighter. Luckily, Batman had his trusty crowbar with him which he used to pry himself loose but accidentally flung it, hitting Robin in the head. then sara died and the panda exploded and joe went to fish on loch ness again whod lost his powers to reincarnate...So, they just became ghoasts that melded together to form Wantanabe! A giant radioactive ghost creature who discovers their collective new found purpose in death is to go to japan and be in badly dubbed movies. But it missed the flight to japan and burried itself NEVER to be seen again NEVER CANNOT COME BACK and old joe was then eaten by the loch ness monster and thy morphed together and made a loch ness human.And Joe the mighty lochness human discovered he had a nack for clogging. So, joe the cloger learned how to tapdance, he then married a rabbit named Mary. Whom he later ate. Then he felt bad about eating her. But then after she went to eat ten times more then last time. Then he felt sick. So then, he ate his own arm for a cure. And every since he's been known as the one armed bandit. He became a feared criminal and wanted in 5 different countries.
He went around stealing Bunnys and cheese!

One day, he made a bad decision and picked on the wrong bunny. And Mr Bunny was not happy and tried to chew off his other arm. Then, Mr. Bunny's friends were saw him and came to help their friend. So he had no choice but to leave his arm.

Now, having no arms, he decided to retire as a criminal, and instead become a tap-dancer. But when things are going well, something bad happened. He didn't know what to do with himself and sat up in a tree to meditate.. and all of the sudden he heard a weird noise coming from the tree....he looked up and saw a hugh, ugly whale that is a vegetarian and it is trying to eat the whole tree. Stunned, he ran and looked for somewhere to hide he dug a hole to hide under the bedrock and hide there waiting for the worst to come. After a few hours he got bored and fell asleep, while he sleep so one was creeping up behind him. The person ran up near him and started to steal his belongings. All of the sudden he woke up and saw the person taking his stuff so he got up and started to chase him. The person punched him in the face. He fell to the ground in pain, when he looke dover his shoulder he saw the guy gettn away. Then they both got struck by lightening and died.

they woke up in heaven (if there was one) on top of a cloud with hugh gold gates in front of them, so they walk toward them. They are curious, so they touch something that looks cool. it glows and they back away quickly. They then become scared and want to, for some reason, explore it further. And there was a Golden Laurel on the floor. One guy said "Cool!" And put it on his head. The other guy wanted it so he tries to steal it. The other guy didn't want him to take it and put up a huge fight. But fighting was prohibited so they were thrown down to the living again. Now known heaven exists they started a cristian crusade. But then they heard a loud ring and they realized it was the alarm...all if it was a dream they never died and whened to heaven. The next day, they died for real. And instead of going to heaven they went to hell. But then in a miraculous change of events, a flying duck hit her soul as she was being dragged down to hell. The duck's soul left its body and the soul of the person who it hit entered the duck's body was satan himself! This caused mass confusion in Heaven and made God very angry. Then he created a new race of creatures known as the Zurg.

Then the borg invaded and assimilated everyone, The end! smile