Whats your best pickup lines?

[TDAChick]

"Did it hurt?" "When you fell from heaven"

XD That one is so frickin' old.
 

[X..candi..X]

♥ a rlly weird one from ma bf xDDD

Is that a mirror in ur pocket or do i see myself in ur pants? xD ♥

 

[Dave51495]

Is your mom a terrorist because your the bomb!  

[-o_Nate_o-]

dave51495

Is your mom a terrorist because your the bomb!

effin' amazing

"I bet you 500 dollars you won't have sex with me tonight" (think about it)  

[XxxCatbynaturexxX]

I have a favorite! {I forgot who posted it don't yell at me!! sweatdrop } sweatdrop

If I asked 'would you ******** me', would your answer be the same to this question?  

[AmeKisaki]

AmeKisaki says:

Dammit,
sweetheart,
You keep bringing threads back to life when they are WAY dead, and we already have a similar one that wasnt dead!

Ah, forget it.

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

AmeKisaki

AmeKisaki says:

Dammit,
sweetheart,
You keep bringing threads back to life when they are WAY dead, and we already have a similar one that wasnt dead!

Ah, forget it.

Seriously! This is getting annoying!  

[XxxCatbynaturexxX]

I feel sorry for the dead threads... sweatdrop