Make a KH wish and have it go horribly corrupted!

[The_Violet_Insurrection]

NaxreXIV

pwnd_by_twlt

Wish granted... but the fan girls get so pissed at me for granting that that they pummel me for granting it, then pair you up with Marluxia... I would have stuck with the flamer dude... ouch... the pain...

I wi... *faints from pain of fangirl's pummeling*

Fangirls: W3 w!$h +h@ $0ra w0u/d ad^^!+ h!$ /0ve +0 R!ku!!!

AGGG!!! Fangirl speech... Let me translate... We wish that Sora would admit his love to Riku... OH... MY... GOD!
Yes... I can really translate this crud...

Your wish is granted, but Sora admits his love to Rikku from FFX. (HAHA, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT!)

I wish- *papercutted to death*

Zexion: I wish you stop all this nonsense about Nobodies having hearts. Just what do you fanwits think we're looking for, Kingdom APPENDIX?!

Granted, but now they're talking about you having appendixes.

Let's see, I wish- *gets railed by an energy bullet*

Xigbar: Bull's Eye! pirate Oh, yeah, i wish that we could have a Matrix world! I would be so totally rad in a world like that!

(Were all getting killed by the Organization here)  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, however Nero and the others closed down the system, making you and your buddies stuck in there forever.

I- *being punched out* @_@

Paine: I wish to know why I'm chibified!!!! scream stressed scream

Luna: Calm down, Paine. There's nothing to-

Paine: Don't tell me to calm down if I'm a size of toddler!!! scream stressed scream

Rikku: But we look so cute like this. 4laugh

Paine: AURGH!!!! scream stressed scream  

[Fire_Queen713]

Jisen Meizuki

Your wish is granted, however Nero and the others closed down the system, making you and your buddies stuck in there forever.

I- *being punched out* @_@

Paine: I wish to know why I'm chibified!!!! scream stressed scream

Luna: Calm down, Paine. There's nothing to-

Paine: Don't tell me to calm down if I'm a size of toddler!!! scream stressed scream

Rikku: But we look so cute like this. 4laugh

Paine: AURGH!!!! scream stressed scream

Jisen Meizuki it's yuna not luna

any way you wish is granted you found out that you were a Vexen experment gone wrong

i wish i knew why sora acts stupid somethings it bugs me  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Fire_Queen713

Jisen Meizuki it's yuna not luna

My mistake. I was typing so fast, I didn't get the chance to check my grammar and spelling. sweatdrop

You're wish is granted, but you wish you didn't find out why Sora acts stupid sometimes.

I wish I know how did Pinocolo (spelling?) and Gepetto ended up in Monstro without the gummi ship. There's no way they can survive through space with an ordinary ship. sweatdrop  

[Sergeant CJ]

granted but the secret is so complex you gfo into a coma from just hearing it

I wish that sora and the orginaization would not fight  

[Fire_Queen713]

you wish granted but the whole game is like pooh bears world

i wish xemnas and axel didn't die  

[NaxreXIV]

Fire_Queen713

you wish granted but the whole game is like pooh bears world

i wish xemnas and axel didn't die

Your wish is granted, but instead of dying they became vegetables (and by that, I mean they fell into comas).

And on that note, I wish that Riku would do the same and become a vegetable.  

[The_Violet_Insurrection]

granted, but he's your least favorite kind.

I wish i knew what to wish for next...  

[Chaos Shiranai]

Granted You wished for everyone to die but you did instead

I wish i knew Roxas background story better  

[Leo30197513]

Granted, but you suffer brain damage from the knowledge.

I wish to live...FOREVAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!  

[Fire_Queen713]

Leo30197513

Granted, but you suffer brain damage from the knowledge.

I wish to live...FOREVAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but you dont have any firends becuse they all died and other people tihink ur werid

i wish *thinks*

Kairi: your taking to long i wi-
*knocks Kairi out cold* STUP UP!!! scream

I know i wish kairi will just die forever so she cant bug me any more  

[NaxreXIV]

Fire_Queen713

Leo30197513

Granted, but you suffer brain damage from the knowledge.

I wish to live...FOREVAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but you dont have any firends becuse they all died and other people tihink ur werid

i wish *thinks*

Kairi: your taking to long i wi-
*knocks Kairi out cold* STUP UP!!! scream

I know i wish kairi will just die forever so she cant bug me any more

Your wish is granted, but Pro-Kairi people like myself place a curse on you and her spirit comes and haunts you for eternity.

I wish Saix went to Port Royal so we could see him get attacked by random pirates sceaming "X MARKS THE BLOODY SPOT!!!"  

[Sergeant CJ]

granted but he becomes the leader of his own pirate crew and comes to rape you


i wish for a cutscene were Sora, Riku, Roxas ,and Axel are all drunk  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but when you see what they did when they're drunk, you'll end up with a nosebleed.

I wish I don't have to take my last final on the same day that Pirates of the Caribbean is coming out. I wanna see that movie!! gonk crying gonk crying gonk  

[The_Violet_Insurrection]

Granted, but the finals still happen, you miss them and fail.

I wish i could find all my gd PC game cd's that my dad lost 3 months ago, and we still haven't found them yet...