Let's kill Jim.

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

Riza angsted for a minute about the sudden decline in her aim. Then she walked up and hit Jim pointblank over the head with her gun, killing him in a slightly less sophisticated manner. Then she did the same to MJ. As an afterthought she called EMS for Fletcher. KILL

P.S. Fletcher survived after many weeks of intensive care, before the hospital kicked him out for not paying his bills.  

[An Undead Sin]

But Jim only got a bump on the head, so he lived. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

But he also got a scratch on the um. It gt infeted and then he died as his brains rotted... how sad..... KILL  

[An Undead Sin]

Wait, what?

But Dr. Phil was able to heal him. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

Except for one unfortunte detail. JIm decided piously that he was unworthy of such healing. What a freak..... So he died having refused help. KILL  

[An Undead Sin]

But Dr. Phil straight jacketed Jim and healed him. And since Jim was straight jacketed, he could not refuse. Save!
(Because we all know Dr. Phil would do that. xD)  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

Or at least thats what would have happened. If Dr Phil hadnt been at an emo band concert that night to get more straight jackets from his pot supplier. Because everyone knows that the pot suppliers at emo band concerts sell striaght jackets. So Jim died of the infction. Because there were no straight jackets. KILL  

[An Undead Sin]

But Jim, being scared of death, decided to heal himself. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

Then the ninjas killed him. o.0 ninja  

[An Undead Sin]

Tsk tsk Cara. You forgot the "Kill!"

But the ninjas only wanted to be Jim's friend. Save!  

[The Original Alice]

But then the ninjas decided to kill Jim after he threw oriental ramen on them, thus ruining their cool black costumes. KILL.  

[An Undead Sin]

But it was ok because the ninjas had on spiffy purple costumes underneath. Save!  

[The Original Alice]

But the purple costumes got ruined by the ramen too. KILL.  

[An Undead Sin]

But if the ramen was that hot that it burned two layers of clothes, it killed the ninjas, therefore Jim was safe. Save!  

[The Original Alice]

But then Jim fell into a puddle the ramen created and drowned. KILL.