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Daniel: This was transferred from film of experiments done on the Gate in 1945. You don't find that the least bit intriguing?
Jack: Oh yeah. Nothing piques my interest more than repeated failure.  

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"We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it."  

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Aldwin: Are you interested in Tok'ra engineering?
Jack: Oh. Interested doesn't quite describe how I truly feel.  

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[Carter explanes a plan to Hammond and Jack to save K'Tau]
Jack: I thought when something was in a wormhole, it existed only as energy, that you needed another Stargate to turn it back into solid matter.
Carter: Actually, you're absolutely correct, sir.
[Jack stares at Carter and says nothing for few seconds]
Jack: I am?
Carter: Yes.
[While Carter continues to explain, Jack turns back to Hammond and grins]  

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lol

"Well if you're looking for help translating it - you're barking up the wrong genius."  

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Ok, its not said by Jack, but I couldn't resist:

Teal'c: Colonel Mitchell. At times you remind me of O'Neill.
Mitchell: Ah, well, I'll take that as a compliment.
Teal'c: As you wish.

And heres Jack:

{A startled Woolsey is beamed into the SGC briefing room)
Jack: I thought we fixed it so that wouldn't happen again?

And more:

[Carter is looking at the healed abdominal of O'Neill who has no memory of past events]
Carter: Wow! That's a miracle!
Jack: (confused): Crunches.  

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mrgreen

"It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever stops by just to say 'hi' anymore."  

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razz

Loki: I am a scientist. A former geneticist with the Asgard Ruling Council.
. Carter: Former?
Loki: I was stripped of my stature when I was caught performing unsanctioned experiments on humans.
Jack: What, you've got sanctioned ones?  

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Sheppard: [after being chased by an alien probe] That was different.
Jack: For me... not so much.  

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Jack: Um, sorry to drop in on you like this, but we were... dead.

And from the same episode:

Nefrayu: [indicating himself] Nefrayu.
Carter: Nefrayu.
Jack: No, we can not keep him.  

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Gotta love those Nox.

Apophis: A single human life is worth so much you would risk a world?
Jack: That's right. That's why they call us the good guys.  

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Ah, moral Jack. blaugh

Anise: You may call me Anise.
Jackson: Anise?
Anise: It means "Noble Strength".
Jackson: I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
Jack: I'm Jack. It means... What's in the box?

And:

Jack: Just remember, I retired. You wanted me back.

And:

Jack: Weren't we just somewhere else?
Daniel : Where?
Jackl: Some planet.
Daniel: When?
Jack: Just now.
Daniel: No.
Jack: Sure?
Daniel: Yeah.

And this is about Jack:
Jack: Now, how did I know you were going to say that?
Carter: Maybe you read my report?
Daniel: Maybe he read your report?  

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I was iffy about using that last one, so I didn't. Kudos to you for doing it, anyway.

Linea: There are many forms of power, my dear. Some are more subtle than others.
Jack: Well, for the moment we just need the electrical kind.  

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Thank you. 3nodding

[Bra'tac is looking SG-1 down]
Bra'tac: You, you are among the warriors who defeated the palace guard at Chulak? A human woman?
Carter: Hey, I'll have you know that I--
Bra'tac: [to Daniel] And you? A warrior of great skill and cunning? I could snap you like kindling. [to Teal'c] How could you bring these ha'sak with you?
Jack: Hey, who you calling a hassick? [pause] What's a hassick?
Bra'tac You challenge me, ha'sak?
Jack: Uh, no, we didn't come to fight you.
Bra'tac: A shame.
[Bra'tac swings his staff weapon at jack, who uses it to knock him to the ground]
Jack: We're here on a mission. If you don't want to be a part of it, just say so.
Bra'tac: You choose your friends well, Teal'c. Though were I a hundred years younger, it might not have been quite so easy.
Jack: You're over a hundred years old? God, I'm sorry.
[Jack extends a hand to Bra'tac, who pulls him to the ground with ease]
Bra'tac: One hundred and thirty three.
Jack: You must work out.

Jack is funny and yet kicks a**!  

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And that's why we love him! blaugh

Jack: I retired once myself, but I just couldn't stay away.
Jacob Carter: From your work in Deep Space Radar Telemetry.
Jack: It's just so damn interesting.